New Umlaut House T-Shirt

The_Fox · Post by **The_Fox** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:44 am

After discussing the prospect with Allan, and getting his approval, I've started a mini store on Zazzle where I can design and sell UH materials...the upside...we get merchadise finally! The downside...I get paid for it, techinically. In truth though, if I see any actual profit, I'll send it to Allan, since the characters and everything are his, I'll just be putting them on shirts and what not.

Umlaut House T-Shirt: "got volair?"

This is the first shirt I've designed, and I'm interested in feedback, especially Allan's, though he's heard the idea already. To view this product you have to be an adult, due to the fact that there are some scantily clad characters...specifically, Volair with nothing on. However, this is about as racy as I plan to get, so from here it'll all be PG-13. This one would have been PG-13 except I want to cover my butt and keep angry parents off my back (and by extension, Allan's).

The Fox - Everyone send me some feedback...

Randyg · Post by **Randyg** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:26 am

umm. I can't seem to find any products there...

--Randy

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:46 am

randyg wrote:umm. I can't seem to find any products there...

--Randy

You've got to create an account with them and set it to adult in order to view that content.

Just in case you still can't view it, it's the picture of Volair and Jake with Jake saying "Uh... Millie? I may need to re-evaluate a few things here..." found in the guide on the main site; second picture from the bottom. That's on the back. On the front, it's "got volair?"

The_Fox · Post by **The_Fox** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:50 pm

Alfador wrote:
randyg wrote:umm. I can't seem to find any products there...

--Randy
You've got to create an account with them and set it to adult in order to view that content.

Aye...there's a few bugs in the distribuition currently.

The Fox - I'm working on it! I swear!

The_Fox · Post by **The_Fox** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:15 pm

While I'm at it...(but boy I hate to double post...) If you want me to go in a given direction, let me know, though I am limited in that my talents basically fall to thinking of good layouts, since the art is not mine.

And if you have a suggestion for my next shirt let me know...currently, I plan to put a picture of Volair on the front with the caption of "Come on, it's only kinky the first time..." and on the back "Umlaut House! 69% of readers report an increase in their Kinsey Scale!" plus the web address. If anyone has a suggestion for which pic of Volair let me know. I'm also planning one featuring Rick a bit down the road, then Saundra.

The Fox - "Merchandise Fox"? *chuckles* More of a glorified tailor...

DetailBear · Post by **DetailBear** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:39 pm

BTW, making your account Adult (R Rated) requires that you give Zazzle a credit card number.

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:32 pm

The_Fox wrote:"Umlaut House! 69% of readers report an increase in their Kinsey Scale!"

acutally, it was only 60%, but 69 sounds better

Randyg · Post by **Randyg** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 1:33 am

bloody hell I'm giving anyone my credit card just to be able to view t-shirts. even if credit cards weren't required, I still wouldn't register for anything just to view t-shirts. suggest they pick a better business plan.

--Randy

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:24 am

I figured I was going to be giving them my debit card number eventually, to buy a UH T-shirt when I see the "perfect design."