Personal Intro Thread #3

Randyg · Post by **Randyg** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 12:00 am

Seeing as the last one seems to have vanished, here's a new one...

Name: Randy
Furry: Slightly
Species: Human, but occasionally is a grey wolf/artic fox/polar bear cross with a huge fluffy tail and big pointy ears that likes nothing better than snuggling all day. wait, the human me likes that too...
Volair: mine! all mine!
Kinky things: Just think "TMI" for a while...
Fetishy things: None... I'm somewhat boring, I guess.
Music: Classic rock
Love interests: Intelligent, emotionally mature, loving, kind, faithful women. no anorexic bimbos, women with the maturity of the average 3 year old, etc.
Occupation: Teacher, programmer, caprenter, plumber, electrician, business owner, online shopkeeper, web developer, generic jack-of-all-trades.
Art: I suck. Badly. Other than that, my stuff looks like allan's early stuff. just suckier. that and I have absolutely no ability to create whatsoever. zilch creativity. nada. nill.
D&D alignment: having a real life.
Games, movies: neither.
Pet peeves: Flash. Javascript. Stupid people. Uncaring people. The US government. Greedy people. Anyone who would hurt someone else for their own benefit.
Other: Tendancy to ramble, and to over-explain himself to prevent the possibility of misunderstandings.

Welp, that about does it. bloody crashes. :)

--Randy

DetailBear · Post by **DetailBear** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 5:59 pm

Real Name: Kevin Lorne Peckham (hate the Lorne part) Altogether it's "kind and gentle, wreathed with laurel, from the hamlet on the hill"
Aliases: Kelyan Ambroshe; Detail Bear; EagleBear
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Age: older than Rick
SO: "Gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay." to quote a phrase. (Kinsey 6)

Height: 5'7" (1.70 cm)
Wait: Virtually none - cable modem.
Weight: 210# (95 kg)
Favourite music from University: Men at Work, ZZ Top, Fabulous Poodles.
Favourite music from now: Smashmouth, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nickelback.
Favourite reference in UH that could apply to me: Antiques Road Show (see http://UmlautHouse.keenspace.com/d/20010723.html if you've forgotten)
Something to know to avoid misleading you: All those "Bear" references of mine are not based on furry comics.
Born: 1960 (told you I was older than Rick)
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And being anal-retentive, I saved my Intro.

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:11 pm

Name: Alfador
Real Name: Brian
Furry: Oh HELL yes.
Species: I'm a magical three-tailed anthro fox! What's that? Real life? Oh. In real life I'm a human, I admit it.
Volair: Is my d

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:49 pm

Name: Allan Christopher Ecker (The Second)

Occupation: Grad Student in Electrical Engineering. Straight up, yo.

Preoccupation: Furry art, furry porn, fury music, furry comics, furry online radio shows, furry comics, comics in general, writing, drawing, impressing people with my knowledge of archane Tale Spin trivia (one-shot characters notwithstanding, with the exception of Aunt Louise and that cute-ass bunny guy), and epistomology.

Sex: Male

Gender: A little of both

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual (K~2.5)

Kinks: Pretty submissive, kinda has a Tale Spin problem, has other ones that aren't really all that bad, but sufficiently graphic that they probably shouldn't be gone into here.

Favorite line from Tale Spin: "Shoot them! A lot!"

Don Karnage obsession: YES.

Ordinary 'ships: Conrad/Drezzer, Lisa/Mikey, Lisa/Cindy, Jesse/James, Chip/Gadget, Becky/Baloo, Mikey/Wally, The Brain/Billie, Rita/Runt, Minerva Mink/Anybody who shows up, Pepe le Pew/anything in stripes and Darkwing/Morganna McCauver

Weird with a capital WE 'ships: Pinky/Brain, Leonard/Dover, Brad/Kevin, Cindy/Kim, Don Karnage/Shere Kahn, Fifi le Fume/Hampton J Pig, Pinky/Phar Fignewton, and Don Karnage/Shere Kahn/Rebecca Cunningham/ME!!

Most Recent Comic Gem Discovered: EL GOONISH SHIVE!! READ IT NOW!!!
http://www.elgoonishshive.com/
(Seriously; it's as though someone set out to do what I originally planned with my comic and then actually did it.)

Favorite Song from "The Red Green Show":

When the night starts gettin' longer
and the campfire goes out
the boys we start comparin'
and you know what that's about
who's bigger and who's stronger,
and on and on it goes,
the biggest test of all:
who has the oldest clothes.

Who has the oldest clothes
who has the oldest clothes
if you can't tell by using your eyes
you can allways use your nose.

Moose Thompson has a pair of pants
that's older than his son;
Jefferson has a vest he says he got
from the grave of Attilla the hun

We love to wear our old clothes ya know
some people ask us why;
It's not that we like old clothes so much
it's just that we prefer wearing things
our wives didn't buy.

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:19 am

first up: holy moly another Red Green fan, and an EGS bunny to boot!!!

and now down to business:

Name: David
Occupation: Comp sci student
Nicks: Fallwind, Rippier, Burlap, LtSpanky (for depresingly boring reasons)
Age: 21, soon to be 22
Location: currently Melbourne, will be returning to Ottawa dec 3rd
SO: to take a page from Alfador, from e to...... anyone know an irrational number in the vacinity of 4?.
Fursona: Lynx, cheetah.... some cat.
Height: ~6'3"
Weight: good question.... havent had access to a scale for 3 months, would guess around 75-80Kg (170-180 lbs)
Wait:....trust me, you do NOT want to get me started on the crappy, expencive schmutz that they pawn off as "high speed" internet here.
Alignment: Lawfull good and extra on the lawfull.
Art: slightly above stick men

number of times the forum tried to eat this post: 4

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:42 am

Fallwind wrote:first up: holy moly another Red Green fan, and an EGS bunny to boot!!!

Make that two. If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you a fox in a bunny suit!!!

Way to segue...

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 10:09 am

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-twitch-

The_Fox · Post by **The_Fox** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:05 pm

Alfador wrote:...a fox in a bunny suit!!!

*walks in wearing a rabbit outfit* Eh, what's up Doc? =^u^=

Name: Jarylan "Fox" Vulpine
Real Name: Joseph "Jay" Garbo
Furry: That's kinda how I got here. *smiles*
Species: Fae Fox, with dragon fly wings and cute little dangly antanae. But don't make any bad jokes or I'll barbecue you with fire magic, of which I am an expert.
Location: Middle of Nowhere, AKA, Indianapolis, Indiana.
Age: 19, just about 20.
Birthdate: April 11, 1984 (Big Brother is watching!)
Sign: Aries
Orientation: Ummm...well, I do know for sure I'm single...if that helps. *smile* Kinsey is somewhere beteween 1-2.5, only...I don't know where.
Jake: Someone I sympathize with a lot more than I used to.
Height: 6 foot.
Wait: What is that?
Weight: 175 pounds and dropping. Bishounen look, here I come...
Kinky/Fetishy things: Well, I read Latex BLUE and that's about it. I'm not kinky, nor fetishy. I do know that I'm fairly open, and will likely try most things at least once. For the most part though, I'm farkin' boring.
Music: Anything decent.
Occupation: Computer Science Student.
Art: I do decently, though my stuff is not very unique looking yet, looking more like Allan's early works. (Which makes the inner me scream "Plagirism!") And god help me, but I'm going to start a web comic. I must be out of my mind.
D&D alignment: Chaotic Good. I like police just fine...when they're investigating someone else.
Games, movies: Games are life. All hail games!
Pet peeves: My only enemy is ignorance.
Furry Code: FCFs2admrsw A+ C- D H+ M P++ R T+++ W Z? Sm RLCT/E/AT/- a19 cdln++$ d++ e# f+ h* iwf+++ j+ p++ sm-

The Fox - Really more of a Daffy Duck fan.

Reptilian Psyche · Post by **Reptilian Psyche** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:32 pm

Name: Vrast
Real Name: T. Byron Parker
Furry: But of course
Species: I am a combination of my land and air totem animals. I'm a fire-red python based anthro serpent, with black patches on legs, arms, shoulders, and back. I also have usable bat wings, which I generally keep folded against my back, when not snapping them at people. *Grins* Oh, yes, and luxurious emerald green, waist-length hair.
Location: Western Mass.
Age: 22
Birthdate: Late September.
Sign: Libra
Orientation: Right now, straddling the fence, which really feels good... did I just say that?
Volair: *Sighs* I feel like I have too much in common with him at times.
Height: 6 foot.
Wait: Sometimes, damn Mac hating network
Weight: About 215 to 220. I'm meaty dammit, so sue me.
Kinky/Fetishy things: *Grins* Kinky like a cheap garden hose.
Music: Just about anything.
Occupation: Psych major, soon to be starting nursing school.
Art: I'm working on it. *looks at my list and starts weeping hysterically*
D&D alignment: No clue, as long as I'm not hurting anyone outside of self-defense, I do pretty much whatever I damn well please.
Games, movies: Yes please.
Pet peeves: Society in general... oh, and Marth Stewart, she's got the creepiest damn smile.

Yah wanna know anything else? Just ask.

The_Fox · Post by **The_Fox** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:35 pm

Reptilian Psyche wrote:Yah wanna know anything else? Just ask.

What do you know about the Kennedy assassination?

The Fox - Always with a quip!

Reptilian Psyche · Post by **Reptilian Psyche** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:39 pm

*Looks around furtively* Ok, 'eres what I know 'bout that. It was Ghandi I tell yah, I saw 'im wit' me own two eyes. 'e capped Kennedy from de grassy knoll!

Rep (always enjoys verbal sparring) Psy

Randyg · Post by **Randyg** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:27 pm

The_Fox wrote:What do you know about the Kennedy assassination?

The Fox - Always with a quip!

well, it started when supply deck B was flooded, and the curry supplies were wiped out...

--Randy
geek points for whoever gets that. :)

RandomScribe · Post by **RandomScribe** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:38 pm

Name: RandomScribe
Title: Scribe of Randomness
Age: It's a line from a musical...

Height: Taller than either of my parents.
Weight: I honestly can't remember... but it's not such that I'd lie about it if I did. ^^
Furriness: I read nine or so furry webcomics, and have lately been trying to learn to draw anthropomorphs, but that's really it... I remember somebody suggested the term "fuzzy" for borderline furries; I guess that would apply to me. Now, what we really need is something like a Kinsey scale for furriness...
Furry code: Eh... I had it posted here somewhere, but then KeenSpot ate it, and now I can't remember the site...
Furry species: Varies. I've decided that I must be some sort of shapeshifter, only not from lycanthropy so much as indecision.
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius in the West, Year of the Tiger in the East. I'm a tigertaur! Yay!
DnD Alignment: Neutral Good. ^^
Comics: All the print comics in the Dallas paper (no, I don't live in Texas, but my family has been subscribing to their newspaper ever since our local paper severely reduced the number of comic strips) and about nineteen internet comics. Plus six that are on hiatus, one that ended, a couple that I used to read and got tired of, and a few that I tried to get into and just couldn't (such as Penny Arcade and Latex Blue)... And maybe, just maybe, a couple that I check up on occasionally but won't actually admit to reading.

Programming language of choice: Currently Java. Have also dabbled in BASIC and C++...
UH moment I can identify with most: Saundra's "Ewwwwww..."
Interests: Reading comics, drawing comics, musical theater, theater in general, music in general, computer and video games, puzzles of any sort, writing random, boring posts that nobody will bother to read in their entirety.
Music: I like pretty much anything with a melody I can hum or sing along to... often loudly and in public... Also, I play piano, and in the past have also played drums, guitar, and saxophone, although not particularly well. I did play a pretty mean timpani back in fifth grade, however...

Art: Halfway decent at times, getting better, at least somewhat original (I hope...), and, well... see for yourself! (I'm somewhat self-conscious about my art, but not to the point where I don't love an audience... ^^) I also want to draw a webcomic someday, but quite frankly that would require a great deal more focus and dedication than I currently have... >.<
Most Overused Punctuation: Ellipsis points and those little carrots... ^^
Pet peeves: Things I don't understand. And the fact that so many things fall into that category. Which I also don't understand.

--RandomScribe

R. Wyatt · Post by **R. Wyatt** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 12:18 pm

Woo... I never did a post in the first one of these, so I guess it's time I did...

Name: Richard Adam Wyatt. My father named me after one of his obsessions, Richard The Third. I got lucky: I could have been very easily been called Vladimir Tepes Wyatt...
Age: 21
Current location: Leamington. And desperately trying to leave.
Height: 6"1. And about as wide.
Weight: Too afraid to step on the scales.
Furriness: Well, it is bloody difficult to shave your back...
Species: very indecive. It changes just about every time I wake up.
Comics: About 55. Plus <blatant plug>I have my own comic and colour Ram</blatant plug>
Sexual orientation: I an't telling!
Hobbies: Drawing, way too many computer games, cycling, historical re-enactment (read: dressing up in tights and hurting people).
Most stupid thing ever done: hard to decide, but probably using my head as a battering ram to kncok down the gates of a castle.

IAmMe · Post by **IAmMe** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 2:56 pm

Well I've been lurking a couple of months, but my Keenspace account is finaly re-activated, so here I am.

Name: David something something.
AKA: IAmMe, IAmMe UK, Neo Splatter (don't ask

), Feken battard.
Furry: Not really, though I read 12 furry comics, and like a lot of the art..... lets say "interested bystander"
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England
Age: 23
DOB: 22nd July 1980
Sign: Cancer
Orientation: Straight
Height: 5"11 (not sure)
Weight: Too much
Wait: Freken 56k

Occupation: Looking for a 50k a year job as a beer taster

Art: Malformed stickmen
Games: Gimme More!!! (Zelda, Sonic, C&C, Soul Callibur to name a few)
Pet peeves: People who are so convinced that they are right they won't even listen.

randyg wrote:well, it started when supply deck B was flooded, and the curry supplies were wiped out...

Red Dwarf, series VII, episode 1: Tikka to Ride. I own the extended version on video, how many geek points do I get

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 2:57 pm

randyg wrote:
The_Fox wrote:What do you know about the Kennedy assassination?

The Fox - Always with a quip!
well, it started when supply deck B was flooded, and the curry supplies were wiped out...

--Randy
geek points for whoever gets that.

It sounds like it's from Red Dwarf. I must not have seen that episode. But I do remember one of the episodes did have something on the Kennedy assassassassination. Erm, assassination.

Randyg · Post by **Randyg** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 3:58 pm

Alfador wrote:It sounds like it's from Red Dwarf. I must not have seen that episode. But I do remember one of the episodes did have something on the Kennedy assassassassination. Erm, assassination. ;)

*grabs alfy's ass to keep it from running amok* :P

Red Dwarf, season seven, episode one, Tikka to Ride, to be exact.

I just finished typing out a big long summary of the episode, then decided it was a spoiler, and deleted 15 mins of typing. If you want to know what happens, download and watch the episode. :)

sadly I'm on a modem, so can't help anyone with that...

--Randy

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 10:34 am

randyg wrote:
Alfador wrote:It sounds like it's from Red Dwarf. I must not have seen that episode. But I do remember one of the episodes did have something on the Kennedy assassassassination. Erm, assassination.
*grabs alfy's ass to keep it from running amok*

MURR!! *snuggles up against you, in a quite naughty fashion*

randyg wrote:Red Dwarf, season seven, episode one, Tikka to Ride, to be exact.

I just finished typing out a big long summary of the episode, then decided it was a spoiler, and deleted 15 mins of typing. If you want to know what happens, download and watch the episode.

sadly I'm on a modem, so can't help anyone with that...

Hmm...I'll probably be able to get it off the campus network.

Randyg · Post by **Randyg** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 10:54 am

Alfador wrote:MURR!! *snuggles up against you, in a quite naughty fashion*

watch out, I might decide I like naughty alfy. :)

I doubt you'll have problems finding that episode... red dwarf is pretty easy to download. if you get stuck, I do have every episode and special show that I know to exist...

What I'm having trouble finding is the Tremors TV series (Scifi channel, american). not nearly as easy to download.

--Randy

Kesh · Post by **Kesh** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 3:05 pm

Right, enough of that now!

Name: Kevin Harrison
Nicks: Kesh, Kesherz, Serin, Lorelie, Gargoyle Boy
Age: 28 (October 18, 1975)
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 115#
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Unemployed.

Music: Nine Inch Nails, Kronos Quartet, Moby, Pink Floyd...
Movies: Hellraiser, The Matrix, Dogma, Se7en, Unbreakable, Perfect Blue
S.O.: ... I'll let you know when I sort out who feels how for me.

Location: Louisville, KY, USA
# cons attended: 0
# books owned/read: Do I really have to count?

Size of Furry Porn collection: ~ 1 Gb.
Kinky/Fetishy Things: No Comment.