Now THAT was unexpected!

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Alfador
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Now THAT was unexpected!

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Just the kind of twists we like from you, Allan. Sure, everybody THOUGHT Volair was going to use Spare Body #4 for activities which -ahem- would be of such rating as to only occur off-panel. But nobody expected him to be so practical as to use a headless robotic body to help clean up the kitchen.

Ah well. If any of you want to see a headless body that is nevertheless quite alive being in a sexual situation, go to the comic Latex Blue (*warning: adult content) and look through the archives to find the strips where Lara's missing body is being (ab)used by the skunks. (Lara is a fox, apparently made out of fabric and hollow as a fursuit; the skunks are Siamese twin brother and sister, joined at the tail. The comic also contains other inorganic beings, including the title character, Iris, who is a blue inflatable catgirl. It is weird, demented, and fun fun fun. Again I say unto thee, though, [*warning: adult content]. Verily.)
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Already been there, Alfy. Tell you the truth, though, it never occured to me that Volair would have sex with a headless, inanimate body. I want to say it's because I would doubt the little 'yiff machine' would go for something that had so little interactivity but the truth is it just didn't dawn on me until I read the last panel for today.

Hmmm... Sex with headless bodies... Who's gonna hear you say "Yeah! Take it, bitch!" and point out the funny look that comes across your face when you climax? Takes all the fun and risk out of it.

So does this mean Volair no longer owes Saudra 'one'. Speaking of the 'one', if Volair still owes it (that is), what horribly monstrous thing would Saundra have for Volair to do that he would not have ordinarily said "yes" to which she would require him to do by dint of the 'one'. No Highlander jokes! Maybe its to accompany some senior citizen to the bingo parlor... and not cause mayhem. Fiendish. :wink:

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I'm just soooo relived it was the SSDD archive I read last weekend, and not Sexy Losers.

If I'm feeling extra perverted later I may add a link.

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