Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:25 am
This is what happens when I get bored... Be afraid, be VERY afraid...<P>In Umlaut House they like to hang,
This somewhat motley, rag-tag gang.
We get to see them
On Tues. and Fri.
And laugh at them,
Until we cry.<P>Rick Hundecoph is doing fine,
Despite the fact he lacks a spine.
He's got his Jake,
He doesn't brood...
But when he eats,
What of the food?<P>Which brings us to our subject Jake,
With Rick, the wildest love doth make.
We know it's loud,
Most likely slick...
When he climbs up,
On Rick's mech' (erm...) lap.<P>And there's Volair, that randy fox,
Who seems to like his chains and locks.
Be careful if you
Make a pass,
He might soon try
To hop your ass.<P>And what of Clavin, last name Gauss?
That poor ol' schitzed out little mouse.
Got kissed and cried,
Away he ran.
With Volair staring,
At his can.<P>Poor Saundra stands there at the door,
Romance escapes her just once more.
'Cause of Volair's
Little romance wrecker,
It's another night,
With Black and Decker.
This somewhat motley, rag-tag gang.
We get to see them
On Tues. and Fri.
And laugh at them,
Until we cry.<P>Rick Hundecoph is doing fine,
Despite the fact he lacks a spine.
He's got his Jake,
He doesn't brood...
But when he eats,
What of the food?<P>Which brings us to our subject Jake,
With Rick, the wildest love doth make.
We know it's loud,
Most likely slick...
When he climbs up,
On Rick's mech' (erm...) lap.<P>And there's Volair, that randy fox,
Who seems to like his chains and locks.
Be careful if you
Make a pass,
He might soon try
To hop your ass.<P>And what of Clavin, last name Gauss?
That poor ol' schitzed out little mouse.
Got kissed and cried,
Away he ran.
With Volair staring,
At his can.<P>Poor Saundra stands there at the door,
Romance escapes her just once more.
'Cause of Volair's
Little romance wrecker,
It's another night,
With Black and Decker.
