Ask a stupid question...

ZOMBIE USER 8511 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8511** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:39 pm

A: Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach, even just to see who takes notice when he asks for one.

Recipe at http://www.happy-hour.net/bar/recipes/r ... ks/?d=3325

Q: Will Cal ever recover enough to call Saundra again?

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:04 pm

A: sure... maybe he will be the one to bust in on her and Volair not Rick and Jake

Q: have you ever had a Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach? the drink!

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:08 pm

I haven't... yet. I looked up the recipe and if I can substitute Watermellon Schnapps for the melon liquor and blackberry brandy for the coconut rum (Not a close match, I admit) I'll be having one tonight. If I can't substitute, then I'll be having a new kind of drink by that recipe anyway.

Q: If Volaire were trasported to his choice of the following alternate universas, which would be the one he would choose?

1: Where he has a strong relationship with Saundra

2: Where he is still involved with Rick

3: Where he is still involved with Jake

4: Where he has a strong relationship with Amanda

5: Where he can watch Sandra's TV without it being insulting

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 3:00 pm

A: 5

Q: why can i never think of a good question to ask?

JackalOfAllTrades · Post by **JackalOfAllTrades** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 1:25 am

A. Thats a good question.

Though, seeing as you actually did come up with a good question, perhaps in a way it makes the question cancel itself out, making it a bad question. Though wouldn't that then make the question valid again?

Q. Did my answer actually make sense to anyone?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 6:55 am

A: Yes.

Q: What's up with all the meta-questions all of a sudden?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 7:05 am

A: Perhaps it's a lack of creativity or inability to think on the fly.

Q: Which of our cast has the most impressive... *ahem*... toys?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 8:43 pm

A. Jake... He has a fully functional robot body attached to his lover. (Besides that, I would still say that couple, since Rick has probably been channelling his former evil science into an effort to give Jake some thrills.)

Q: What are Volair's parents like?

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 10:40 am

A: Volair's parents? Oh... I think I "met" them in a videotape hampster brought down... They would most likely be a very "particular" fox and a "Big Bad Wolf" who seems to have some "issues." (For anyone who has seen "Big Teeth Bad Breath" this actually makes sense.

Q: So, did anyone miss this idiot during the summer?

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 5:01 pm

A: ummmm... sure

welcome back TOS!

Q: What job do you see Volair getting after graduation?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 10:26 pm

I figured he'd just keep on as a secret agent.... but in the "Bisexual afenda gadgets" division. (And welcome back, TOS.)

Q: Would you pass the popcorn, please?

JackalOfAllTrades · Post by **JackalOfAllTrades** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 12:52 am

A. Sure! Wha..? Alright, who ate all the popcorn?

Q. Whats the best thing that ever happend to you?.... And why?

Please submit your answer in the form of a question, no less than 100 words in length, using diagrams and/or flow-charts to illustrate your point.

Err... or not.

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 2:27 pm

A: heh, thats for me to know....

Q:why did no one answer that question?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 3:28 pm

A: Probably because the best thing that ever happened to me, probably hasn't happened yet. Probably. Verily. Forsooth.

Q: Who else here enjoys inserting random archaic words in, like Verily, Forsooth, Zounds, or Mr. Thou!?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:42 pm

A: Sorry, my working lexicon prevents hyperbolic randomness. Now Latin is archaic...

Q:How many people does Volair know at this convention?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 8:43 pm

A: Thirty seven.

Q: What is the question that I am asking?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 9:12 pm

A: That which is the inverse of the information you wish to attain.

Q: Now that TCM's Mikey is sure of his homosexual nature, will he finaly say yes when I ask him out? What if I volunteer to bring Volair along?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 11:12 am

A: Same answer he was always giving females: "Sorry, I simply don't have the time. Lessee, when can I work a date into my schedule...How's next April sound?"

Q: Isn't it wonderful?

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 2:43 pm

A:yes

Q:should i be drawn a quartered for reviving this thread?

JackalOfAllTrades · Post by **JackalOfAllTrades** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 6:52 pm

A. Nope! You spared me the fate of being the one to kill the thread. But, that one post aside I'll probably manage that feat anyway.

Q. Seeing as someone brought up TCM's Mikey... Do you think he's really gay or do you think the story will pull a big 180 and it'll all be a mistake on his part?