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ZOMBIE USER 8511 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8511** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 7:43 pm

A: No. A darn shame, maybe...

Q: What's your favourite Bad movie?

BrainchildJeff · Post by **BrainchildJeff** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 10:54 pm

A: Scream 3, I think the writers have just given up and decided to show a variety of ways to kill people. That, and none of the actors had more personality than the zombies from Night of the Living Dead.

Q: What do you think is the most overrated movie?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 12:10 am

A: Manos: The Hands of Fate (I'm sorry if the name of this monstrosity causes anyone pain, I knwo it does me.) The fact anyone can consider it anything BUT the worst movie ever, and that even one person considers it's episode a MST3K classic, let alone a large segment of the MST3K fans seem to, overrates this movie beyond any other in all time.

Q: If a Jedi were to want to be in balance and at one with The Force, wouldn't he need to be equally accepting of both Light and Dark sides?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:10 am

Nyamaza wrote:Q: If a Jedi were to want to be in balance and at one with The Force, wouldn't he need to be equally accepting of both Light and Dark sides?

It would seem so to me. But then, if I had Jedi powers I'd be using them to get rich and get laid as often as possible.

Q: If you were told by the doctor to give up sex or you would die, how long would you live?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:21 am

A: Been almost two years now and I haven't felt compelled to have sex yet; probably to the point of dying to something else.

Q: Should obesity be classified as a handicap?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 12:41 pm

A: If it's something permenant (genetic), then I'd say yeah. But if someone COULD lose weight, they just choose not to, then no.

Q: If you could take one UH character home with you, which would it be and just what would be on the police report when the neighbors complained?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 9:59 am

Nyamaza wrote: Q: If you could take one UH character home with you, which would it be and just what would be on the police report when the neighbors complained?

Volaire, of course... the complaint would be that I wasn't sharing!

Q: Which UH cast member is most likely to be elected President of the United States in 2036?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 2:37 pm

A: Rick. This goes back to the whole 'Evil' thing...

Q: What the heck was Volair cooking anyway?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 3:14 pm

Andrick wrote:Q: What the heck was Volair cooking anyway?

A: Jello ala Spencer.

http://www.surf-rat.com/archive/sep99/9-5-99.html

Q: Where does a snake's tail begin?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 4:57 pm

A: Usually with a mug of beer and someone asking the glum reptile wht he looks so depressed.

Q: If the main characters of the UH cast were role-playing a game of dungeons and dragons, what role would each be in the party and who'd DM?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 5:13 pm

Andrick wrote:Q: If the main characters of the UH cast were role-playing a game of dungeons and dragons, what role would each be in the party and who'd DM?

A: Rick would be a chaotic evil wizard. Volaire would be multi-classed. Sandra would be looking on and muttering about how crazy her friends were. Jake would eb the DM so he could have the feeling, for once, of being in control.

Q: Do you hear the loons?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 11:39 am

A: Yes I do. Then again, I do have a loon call.

Q: If you were spontaneously mind switched with one UH main characters, which one would you most NOT want to be?

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 8:13 pm

A: Leonard, for obvious reasons.

Q: Where does Saundra keep her secret stash of "the good stuff", and, while we're on the subject, what does she consider "the good stuff" to entail?

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 8:53 pm

A: where, in a shoe box under her bed. what, some high tolerence intergrated circuts, some good resistors and her lucky solder iron.

Q:Besides Saundra, what car would you think each character would drive? (if they had one)

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 9:43 pm

Fallwind wrote:A: where, in a shoe box under her bed. what, some high tolerence intergrated circuts, some good resistors and her lucky solder iron.

Q:Besides Saundra, what car would you think each character would drive? (if they had one)

Rick: An Rolls Royce Phantom III with all kinds of funky gadgets. (bought at an EvilCon "Defeated Villains Auction")

Jake: Something known for its ultra-reliable airbags, seatbelts and crumple zones.

Volaire: A fulll size conversion van with a matress in the back. (Someone in my hometown once tried putting a full-wave waterbed matress in the back of his van. THe van rolled the first time he tried making a sharp turn at high speed. True story.)

Q: Is Volaire really as slutty as he tries to appear?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 9:44 am

A: No. The fact that he forms emotional bonds and he engages in what appears to be monogamous relationships puts him squarely out of the total slut category though he talks a good talk.

Q: Is Volair ever going to realize what he wants most is a stable relationship?

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:48 am

A: How do you know he doesn't know already?

Q: Is there one thing you REALLY want to see happen in Umlaut House?

(BTW, Rick drives a 2014 Jaguar Swoop, the company's only Hover Car.)

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 11:15 pm

allan_ecker wrote:A: How do you know he doesn't know already?

Q: Is there one thing you REALLY want to see happen in Umlaut House?

(BTW, Rick drives a 2014 Jaguar Swoop, the company's only Hover Car.)

Volaire and Saundra. With Rick and Jake walking in.

Q: If UL were involved in a comic crossover, which comic would you like to see?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:16 am

A: Why Matt Trepal's very own Fight, Cast or Evade.

Q: What comic would be the most inappropriate crossover for Umlaut House?

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 2:30 pm

A: Jack... that would just be... odd

Q:What do you think Volair's favorite drink is?

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