A: You're forgetting Amanda(Amy) and Liz!
Q: Why is it that I can remember comic characters off the top of my head (from many, many different comics, including but not limited to: UH, Acid Reflux, Kevin and Kell, Ozy and Millie, The Class Menagerie, Sluggy Freelance, College Roomies From Hell, Associated Student Bodies, and 8-Bit Theater), but I have trouble memorizing the names of real people?
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Okay, okay: "Volair, Rick, Saundra, Jake, Liz, Leonard, and Amanda. Anathus, Roxy, Scoot, God, Irving, Manami, Kit, Allison, the Dread Pirate Westley, and Tuque. Kevin, Kell, Rudy, Lindsfarne, Coney, Vin, Ms. Aura, Nigel, Fiona, and Ray. Ozymandius, Millicent, Llewellyn, Ms. Mudd, Stephen, Ms. Sorkowitz, Felicia, Isolde, Dread Pirate Locke, and Dr. Wahnsinnig. Riff, Torg, Bun-Bun, Kiki, Sam, Gwynn, Zoe, Dr. Lorna, Santa Claus, Aylee, Oasis, Dr. Schlock (old), Dr. Schlock (young), Dr. Crabtree, Shirt-Guy Tom, and Secret Angel Princess-Princess. Roger, Mike, David, April, Margaret, Marsha, Steve, Waldo, Pepe, and Fluffy. Danny, Marcus, Ricky, Tiny, Alex, Thomas, David, Vince, Gerald, Steven, Nigel, Timothy, and Tina. Fighter, Black Mage, Thief, White Mage, Red Mage, Black Belt, Garland, and Princess Sara."
Is it not nifty? Is it not PATHETIC?!
