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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:07 am

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:15 am

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:18 am

If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:20 am

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"<P>Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."<P>Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:21 am

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:22 am

I look good on you.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:24 am

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:25 am

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:26 am

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:27 am

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:29 am

I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:30 am

Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
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Postby Ilya Olenskaya on Mon Nov 27, 2000 11:53 am

Do you work for UPS, because I could swear I saw you checking out my package.
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Postby Veavitdpoh on Fri Dec 01, 2000 11:27 am

Was your father a carpenter? Because everything he made was as flat as a board.<P>(I have actually used this.)
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Sat Dec 02, 2000 6:19 am

you are a strange little man...
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Postby Ilya Olenskaya on Sun Dec 03, 2000 2:03 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Veavitdpoh:
<B>Was your father a carpenter? Because everything he made was as flat as a board.<P>(I have actually used this.)</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Are you a pedophile?<P>
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Postby Veavitdpoh on Sun Dec 03, 2000 4:02 am

Nope.<P>Note, however, that just because I use the line, doesn't mean it should necessarily actually apply.<P>Also note, however, that I never said I've used it SUCCESSFULLY.
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Postby Thesaint on Mon Dec 04, 2000 2:56 am

shut up bean dammit
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Dec 04, 2000 3:09 am

why you telling bean to shut up in here? what has he done to you?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Dec 04, 2000 11:24 am

oh...well that makes all the difference...
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