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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:24 am

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:27 am

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:29 am

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:33 am

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:34 am

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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Postby Beaninator on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:35 am

is there a mirror in your pants?<P>
i can see myself in them.<P>
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Postby Beaninator on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:36 am

todays word is legs.<P>
lets go upstairs and spread the word.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:41 am

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:42 am

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:44 am

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:47 am

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:49 am

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:51 am

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:52 am

I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:54 am

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb-diggity.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:55 am

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:58 am

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 4:59 am

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:03 am

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:05 am

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
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