somebody kill me

Postby Beaninator on Mon Nov 27, 2000 1:15 am

squish, you being the closest, you, my friend, are elected.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 5:57 am

how do you prefer to die? with or without dignity?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Mon Nov 27, 2000 6:45 am

i'm getting angry bean, how do you want to die????
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Wed Nov 29, 2000 1:10 am

i do smell like a something! that's it exactly! why couldn't i think of that?
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 29, 2000 2:49 am

thats the smell of sweet ass
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Wed Nov 29, 2000 4:15 am

that's <B>my</B> sweet ass!
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Wed Nov 29, 2000 4:25 am

AND ITS <B><I>ALL AMERICAN</B></I> MOTHERFUCKER!
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 29, 2000 5:51 am

tasty.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Wed Nov 29, 2000 11:19 am

bean, i'm still waiting....
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 29, 2000 11:36 am

i want to die with the weight of the world upon my back. or a monkey. a monkey eating my back. with big teeth. im tired, so im not thinking very clearly. oh well. your evil communist values are killing the values that founded this great nation.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Wed Nov 29, 2000 11:38 am

who you calling a commie? fag!
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 29, 2000 11:48 am

when i was in basic training, the 1st sargeant (noone call spell that) called us all 'commie killers' i had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing. <P>but, dammit, matt, you are a commie. you dont smell american.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Wed Nov 29, 2000 11:50 am

why don't i smell american? is it because i smell so damn good that strange guys come up to me and tell me that i smell good?
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 29, 2000 12:09 pm

thats it precisely. and boy, do you smell good. sandy, i know you wont respond, but if you could smell squish...you would be...happy
or something. he smells like a ...something.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Thu Nov 30, 2000 6:37 am

100% USDA Grade A Free Range Ass!!
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Postby Beaninator on Thu Nov 30, 2000 9:56 am

i hear that alot. about me. im apparently a free range asshole. huh.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Thu Nov 30, 2000 10:16 am

you <B>ARE</B> an asshole!! a great big, smelly, hairy, good for nothing ASSHOLE!<P>ps...i love you!
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Postby Beaninator on Thu Nov 30, 2000 12:05 pm

then get your face out of it. salad tosser
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Postby Beaninator on Fri Dec 01, 2000 3:45 am

mmm...you got that right.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Fri Dec 01, 2000 6:39 am

i take care of my men!
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