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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2000 9:33 am
by Beaninator

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2000 6:12 am
by Veavitdpoh
I <b>am</b> the bestest. More people should realize that.

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2000 2:20 am
by Ilya Olenskaya
Bert seems cool, from the comics.<P>Cats is cool.

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:26 am
by Veavitdpoh
My cat doesn't like rodent heads. Everything else is fine cuisine, but the heads are verboten. So some mornings, we'd find these small chipmunk faces on the porch, staring forlornly and reproachfully up at us...<P>---------------
<A HREF="" TARGET=_blank></A> - It is coming...<p>[This message has been edited by Veavitdpoh (edited 11-21-2000).]

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2000 2:15 am
by Beaninator
incest is best.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2000 9:28 am
by Beaninator
i like all these evil pet stories. where are you, squish? are you even here? i looked around for you before i sat down, but i couldnt see you! oh, wait, do you come in at 1? never mind. <P>
now for my faces-of-death pet story. once, i was walking to my next door neighbors house to...i forget. watch a movie or something. anyway, my dog was walking with me. all of a sudden she froze and sniff the air, then she ran across the yard and grabbed a possum. dumb shit just lay there, playing possum, so my dog (a chow and lab mix) grabbed it by the middle of its back, then shook the motherfucker. man, it made a sound...sheesh, it was just like in the movies, that sickly-crunchy sound. it rocked. i felt kinda bad for it, but i felt good for my dog. anyway, whiskey (my dog) brought its broken dead-ass body back to our yard, where it lay for...about 2 weeks. tasty.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2000 10:51 am
by Beaninator
thanks. i love my dog. she doesnt live with me anymore. le sigh. do you have any pets, squish? and i keep forgetting your not at work. i keep expecting to see your shining face light up the call center. alas, it shall not happen.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2000 11:05 am
by Beaninator
look who hes got as a role model! the faerey folk ring leader.

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2000 9:13 am
by Beaninator
heh heh...west deliverance county.