hey sandy?

[Thesaint]

Sandy, i was wondering how you got into computers. you said that you work as tech support too right?

[Beaninator]

i am sandy! i am hot! i like cmputers! tey make picuters!

[Beaninator]

yeah. that last post wasnt actually from sandy. it was me. im sorry. i just didnt want to have to tell you that. shes...well, she had to be sent back to the manufacturer.

[Beaninator]

no, shes all screwed up. like her something process is messed up, her thyroid is messed up, she has allergies. she DEFECTIVE!

[Beaninator]

i think i love you. can i bear your children? im so turned on. no, im not kidding. sad, isnt it?

[Thesaint]

Henceforth. Let it be know. Anyone how takes longer than a tenth of a second to hang up the phone is a NEE! I'm mean putz!

[Thesaint]

No kidding!!! Sandy your like a dream come true to me. But I am a little more realistic than Bean. I have to tell you that a girl that knows here way around the digital world is ever so rare. Most of that comes from the pic I saw of you though. Not only do you know the language, your pretty too! Now tell me guys, how often do you find that? Sandy, I would really like to get to know you better. Ask me anything, you've just got another major fan!

[Beaninator]

your scaring her, ja.....i mean, saint! why dont you just tell her about the shrine to sandy you have in your closet surrounded by nuns heads and incense!

[Thesaint]

look around you idiots. how many girls do you see in this building teching calls? how many of them look as good as sandy does. bow down to the shrine ben I mean bean.

[Beaninator]

toilet? what are you talking about? i run free in the wilderness, urinating and defecating where and when i please! oh, and squish, ill buy you that upholstery cleaner as soon as i can....

[Thesaint]

I love to sing and dance to the sound of "la la la, i can't connect la la la, it's just gone, la ladeda, whats wrong with your service, la la disconnect

[Thesaint]

ok sandy, I need a word for the people who can't hang up without being retarded. you know. when some one says ok bubye and when you listen to them hang up it takes forever and they can't find the slot to put the phone down and they press buttons and 5 min later they hung up! whats a word for retards like that?

[Thesaint]

ok i feel left out. I am just going to play with my monkey all by myself now. Goodbye

[Beaninator]

we are the knights who say NEE!!!!<P>tis only a flesh wound!