Hey hey hey... let's not all team up and beat on Ian at once! Let's hear out his story first! Unless Josh makes Ian really stupid. My eyes aren't as big as Ian's, but if u must overemphasize Ian's surprise and wonder and amazement, I guess large eyes would be the best to do. Umm... I actually had that happen to me once, but I wasn't in a hospital, either. I was on a cruise ship. Interesting way to go; I was on a chair out on the deck and the sides were surrounded by some walls, i guess, and it was a big comfy seat, and basically that's that.. but we weren't naked, like Clint and Lana. People, nonetheless, walked up to the front of the seat and looked directly at us (they had to move a curtain to see... nosy people... but for the comic's purposes, Ian is OK). Too bad the cruise is over. I have homework to do. Long distance sucks, too. Anwyays, WRITE!!!!