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Gloria's attempt at some Ultra-condensing.
Old Tooth and Nail vids!

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MxPx, "Chick Magnet"

Yuri is sexxay.
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MxPx, "Move to Bremerton"

Bremerton is cold, wet, and kind of cheesy. But it's also got nice green pine trees, and Mike says that I should move there..
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Danielson "Rubbernecker"

lustful paper cut-outs. 0.o
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Ghoti Hook "Shrinky Dinks"

Alfred E. Newman, sombreros, and Asian-American guy in a shopping cart. Good clean fun.
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Stavesacre, "An Eclipsing"

Green goop.
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Starflyer 59, "A Housewife Love Song"

Jason Martin gets wrapped up in pink saran wrap and it is weird.
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Ninety Pound Wuss, "Something Must Break"

Some OLD SKOOL PUNKS run around the city jumping in and out of cars and there is MAYHEM.
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Crux, "Wasted Day"

There are some CAR WRECKS. Then an angsty guy with long blonde hair yells a lot and spills coffee all over the place.
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Fanmail, "Rock and Roll Star"

It's not that hard for Scott Silletta to sell his sou- er, become a rockstar.
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Havalina Rail Co. "The Diamond in the Fish"

some SECRET AGENTS do some INEXPLICABLE THINGS.
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The Huntingtons, "No Pool Party Tonight"

The HUNTINGTONS ask directions from SOME GUY in a COWBOY HAT who loves JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT.
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Joe Christmas, "Coupleskate"

A short BOY asks a tall skinny GIRL to go skating. Then they hold hands and it is HEARTWARMING.
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Mike Knott, "Tattoo"

Oatmeal.
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Outer Circle, "It Must Be Wonderful"

A CLOWN gets beaten up and it is FUNNY. In a dark, yet vindicated sort of way.
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Puller, "6x6"

Everybody dies. And there is another guy in a cowboy hat. (not necessarily in that order)
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Value Pac, "Happy Star"

A cute guy sings a happy punk praise song and his head shakes a lot.
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Stretch Arm Strong, "Second Chances"

Video footage of the band on tour. We're still trying to find DEVON in the crowd.
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End of part one.
(I'll do the BEC vids later.)

Danielson "Rubbernecker"

lustful paper cut-outs. 0.o

WOO!!! That video ROCKS!

See, now, I wanna hear your summary of "Monosynth"

Hm here's a few more:

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The O.C. Supertones, "Adonai"

Girl 1: *calls another girl on the phone* The Supertones are coming through our town!
Girl 2: Supertones, I LOVE the Supertones!
Girl 1: Let's call everybody we know and get them to mob the Supertones' car and make them play a show for us!
Girl 2: Okay!
*they do*

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O.C. Supertones, "Chase the Sun"

Some GUN SLINGERS in the old west are hunting down a RAPPER. They chase him into a mission, where he reappears dressed in a suit with a bunch of OTHER GUYS dressed in suits and whose faces look exactly like those of the GUN SLINGERS. Then the Supertones all grin and look nifty in their suits.

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Plankeye, "Someday"

"You must stop the monster before it destroys the world!"
They do, and it is a very obvious POWER RANGERS spoof.
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Joy Electric, "Burgundy Years"

RONNIE wears tights, eye makeup, and lots of lipstick, and stands around singing and looking very gay, and it is SCARY.
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Joy Electric, "Monosynth"

RONNIE and JEFF play with a giant white synthesizer and it is SCARY.
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Joy Electric, "Children of the Lord"

There are lots of clips of punks. RONNIE sings and and does funny things with his arms and legs and it is too SILLY to be SCARY.
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Um.. that's all I can think of from memory.

I remember watching those joy electric videos on Rollingstone.com, with and between the flying fairies yeah they were kinda creepy