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Uh....I guess this is for Devon, since Ms. Gloria is off to college and is going to be busy to the nth degree. Anyway, the pull-down menu that links to the different story lines is in a sad state of disrepair---I cannot return to bygone days and this leaves me; SAD...

Fix it please o mighty ones!

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Yeah I discovered that too and I think I mentioned it to her before she left.
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Post by ZOMBIE USER 10925 »

that drop-down menu works perfectly for me in IE6 and Mozilla 1.1

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Doesn't work with IE6/SP1.

*Kicks Devon*

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Rico Underwood wrote:Doesn't work with IE6/SP1.
Heck, I think I found your problem right there, Rico... *laughs* Everyone knows the true purpose of Service Packs is to encourage you to purchase the next upgrade! *grins and happily browses through his multi-tabbed Opera window*

Or to just break your OS... It depends on what kind of mood Bill Gates was in at the time. :)
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Post by ZOMBIE USER 10915 »

Works with ME. 8)

When ME works that is. :roll:

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Okay First off, for some people it works fine, for others (myself included) it doesn't work at all. I have no idea why, and as I choose to be devow all knowledge of HTML anymore, I need one of you to tell me what's wrong and how you fix it. So there. ; P Now, on to other business.

Rico Underwood wrote:Doesn't work with IE6/SP1.

*Kicks Devon*

*looks at Rico and walks over behind where a certain GERBIL is sitting and eyes the horizon*

*Ahem* With all due respect, dear surley mink, I've taken your abuse FAR too readily these past weeks.

*draws his foot back as far as he can and PUNTS said Gerbil into the sky and over the hills, far from sight*

*watches it disappear*

*waits for it*

*shoots his arms up in the air and shouts* IT'S GOOD!!!

*glares at Rico and stalks away.

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*laughs maniacally*

Oh Rico...Rico...Rico...

You have kindled my wrath.
Be prepared for unreciprocable vengance.

Thank you! You may return to your duties!

-Devon

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Ironpaw wrote:*draws his foot back as far as he can and PUNTS said Gerbil into the sky and over the hills, far from sight*
*watches it disappear*
*waits for it*
*shoots his arms up in the air and shouts* IT'S GOOD!!!
*glares at Rico and stalks away.
*runs out from behind some bushes, wearing a striped referee's shirt over Type III body armor, and puts his arms up in the air while blowing a whistle*

The extra point is good! No flags down on the play! :D

*dashes off the field before Rico can draw a bead*
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Rico...

Dear Rico.

I have to thank you, for... well, you solved a problem for me. I've totally revamped tomorrow's Untitled! JUST for you. It's no less lame than before, but NOW it serves a purpose. Revenge.

Good day!

-Devon

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 10925 »

My only suggestion is to add quotes around the action tag in the dropdown form.



I never noticed how much of a bandwitth hog the keenspace hosts were:

of the 113kB untitled home page html,

105kB is the keenspace sites dropdown list
2kB of javascript

AND they force your browser to download another 17kB of extra javascript from different KS sites.

Leaving only 8kB of "content" that Gloria and Devon control, but you have
to download 130kB. (to say nothing of the ads)


at least while I'm here, I'll stea/^H^H^H^H...study all their javascript.

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hehehehe...

It's nice having connections, ain't it? :wink:
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*eyes Mr Underwood, Devon and Mr Eric*

Can't we just get all get along? :D
Come on you, hug each other now! ;)

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TwoDifferentSox wrote:*eyes Mr Underwood, Devon and Mr Eric*
Can't we just get all get along? :D
Come on you, hug each other now! ;)
*laughs* But then where would the fun be??
And besides, we'd have to do a full patdown on each of 'em before they get within blade range...

*snickers and decides not to suggest anything more intrusive*
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Can't we just get all get along?
You stole my line.

Well... it USED to be my line back when I still ran cross country.
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W.M.Y.L.G. Joe wrote:Well... it USED to be my line back when I still ran cross country.
*laughs* Was that for the school team, Joey, or from the cops with your skateboard?

"Hey! You! Skate-bor-Durs! Stop or I'll... I'll file a report or somethin'! Ooh, a donut shop!"
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If you had read the reports Crash, which in itself is impossible as they contain multisyllable words and have multiple phrases in one sentence, you would have read that the most prolific virus in history, KLEZ, can only be avoided by installing SP1.

You're confusing IE service packs with XP service packs. A common mistake among layme... I mean less informed individuals. o.o

As for "can't we all get along", they're just demonstrating why I dropped out of sight last time. I was forced to take a vacation to the local trailor park so I could recover IQ points lost from reading their posts. :wink:

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 10925 »

As I suggested, perhaps change line 110, column 49:

Code: Select all

<form name=dropdown action=http://www.keenspace.com/cgi-bin/dropdown.cgi>
to

Code: Select all

<form name="dropdown" action="http://www.keenspace.com/cgi-bin/dropdown.cgi">

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Rico Underwood wrote:If you had read the reports Crash ... you would have read that the most prolific virus in history, KLEZ, can only be avoided by installing SP1.
Or not having internet or turning your computer on...

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Rico Underwood wrote:If you had read the reports Crash, which in itself is impossible as they contain multisyllable words and have multiple phrases in one sentence, you would have read that the most prolific virus in history, KLEZ, can only be avoided by installing SP1.

You're confusing IE service packs with XP service packs. A common mistake among layme... I mean less informed individuals. o.o

As for "can't we all get along", they're just demonstrating why I dropped out of sight last time. I was forced to take a vacation to the local trailor park so I could recover IQ points lost from reading their posts. :wink:
Gee, I avoid KLEZ by using antivirus software and avoiding the crappiest browser on the face of the planet... or, to paraphrase it in the manner you seem to think I normally converse in, "IE blows". Satisfied? : )

*hugs Rico* I'd recognize those insults anywhere! It IS our Rico! Though I heard you got kicked out of the trailer park 'cause you weren't able to crush a beer can on your head, or discuss the relative merits of a point-versus-zone defensive strategy...
And in regards to your inimitable array of sardonically antisocial barbs, slings, and arrows, I take great exception to your characterization of myself as some sort of bumpkin, mental deficient, social dimwit, gadabout, Dapper Dan, Puff Daddy, or, if I may say so in polite society, "fop". And as for your inference that we cannot stand tall against your alleged cranial capacity, I humbly submit my Plattsburgh State diploma, a bachelor's degree, no less, for inspection. This should, I expect, refute, repel, and utterly emasculate your inane prattling about our lack of collective intelligence... *hands copy to Rico* You do not at this time, I believe, possess one of these? Feel free to study it, that you may marvel at my perseverance and illustrious academic prowess....

*grabs the diploma out of Rico's hand as he turns it over* But don't look at that; they put the bill on the back to save paper.
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