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I've been freakin' skating ALL summer without injury and what happens when I go for walk with a friend? Next morning I wake up and my leg is KILLING me. I think I strained a muscle really bad cuz I've been limping all day. Because I walked all day, nonetheless! RRRRRG. This sucks . I hope I get better by Sunday for our weekly skatefest, this will be the last one I can go to before I leave. If not, at least better by the time I move into my dorm so I can go and skate. I really wanna skate today but my leg just won't let me. : P

*Yells steady stream of cursing*

I HATE @$$#0L3 COPS!!!!!

I am not a criminal gosh darnit! So don't freakin' treat me like one! AND STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!

*pant, pant*

Okay, I'm better now.

Small town cops are generally idiots that can't get a job anywhere else. Most have an IQ of less than a hundred and barely have a GED. The ones around here make less than I do. o.o

So just let them have their power trip and laugh behind their backs, Joe. You know you're better than they'll ever be.

I'm not better than anyone, I just can't stand people who are pissy about a curb. For one, I had been skating that curb for almost 5 weeks now and there was no damage to it, two, they never even looked at the curb to see if there was damage. If they're gonna be that way about something so menial, then I'm gonna be that way about them. The world is temporary, so let go of your "precious" concrete. It'll be dust eventually anyhow.

*points at Rico* didja hear that, Devon? You'll prove him wrong someday, huh, love? :D

Heehee. Sorry. Just had to make some remark about how I'm lucky because I get to marry a smart, reasonable cop...

Smart reasonable rent-a-cop. *snickers*


... Put the frying pan down gloria...

I am NOT, and I have NEVER been a RENT-A-COP, SECURITY GUARD, MALL NINJA, or ANY other pseudo-law enforcement agent. ; P And at least *I* don't live in the midwest.

Hey, wait a sec. Besides the fact that there's plenty of hicks and it's pretty boring, what's wrong with the midwest?

Well for one thing, there's no surfers.... Oh wait, you said what's WRONG with it?.... heehee.

While we're posting about unfairness...

Of all the enemies I had to make at work, it had to be the admin assistant to our CEO!

I don't know what she had against me...

I cycle to work every day, rain or shine, and have been since the transit strike two years ago. To me, it's 1.2h/day excercise, taking the same time as drving or taking the train & bus to work, but no running cost. I push myself, so it is a workout.

Typically I arrive at about 7:30, and most people don't arrive until 8:30. The times I've been delayed, I've run into her, and she gives me those looks that could kill...

anyhow, now it came through the managment chain that I should wear a shirt and socks whenever inside the office doors, no matter the time. This isn't a big company, we only have about 30 employees!

Next they're going to tell me I have to wear long pants all year round.

agh.

You mean I don't count as a surfer? *sadness*

Eric the answer is to become a SysOp. Preferablly a BOFH. o.o

Rico Underwood wrote:Eric the answer is to become a SysOp. Preferablly a BOFH. o.o

Then *they* would fear *me*! MWa hahaha!

:)

Seriously, I have worked help desk for a discount internet company (10$cdn/month (6$usd), unlimited surfing, unlimited email) so we had all the people who didn't know/care enough about computers to have high-speed, or speake either official language. To keep my sanity, one of the things I did was come up with data structures for my games, th other was to collect "memorable" user quotes, such as:

"My computer performed an illegal operation, should I expect the cops soon?"

"I can't put a CD in the drive! I'm on the phone!"

"The shiny side goes up?"

Me:"Do you have any windows open?"
User:"no"
Me:"ok, then click on 'Start' t-"
User:"Should I close these windows first?"

unstable OS
most problems will end right here
the blue screen of death