Everything I needed to know in life I learnt from..Untitled!

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Everything I needed to know in life I learnt from..Untitled!

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Just a fun idea I had last night, one of those daft lists like you see on posters, like "Everything i needed to know..i learnt from star trek" only an untitled one!

heres a few to start

1)Where yaks run free is the best place to be
2)Wear you heart on your sleave, if you lose your shirt, steal somebody elses
3)they're heeerree!
4)Problem=breakfast lunch and dinner solution=Mini muffins
5)People will do anything you want, even if they dont have a crush on you anymore
6) Just because your paranoid dosn't mean they aren't out to get you
7)Walking around like an idiot in a public place shouldn't bother you

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1)Where yaks run free is the best place to be
Actually, I learned that from Five Iron Frenzy.
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8 ) You can attend college without going to class, having a major, ect. and no one has to work to make a living, 'cept the poor sap that runs the flower shop.

9 ) Girls without breasts get to run nekkid.

(nofairnofairnofair!!! to those two statements..)

10 ) The most intellectual of creatures is the noble Guinea Pig.
*Indigo*

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My longing,
My flowing stream,
My sun,
And I am your reflection.

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All furries are expert ventriloquists.

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9 ) Girls without breasts get to run nekkid.
*pops back in*

Half nekkid in this recent case

*pops back out*
"If you take a slam, get up and land that sucker. Don't let it beat you." - Anon.

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darn, stupid double post... :x
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Those invisible people DO exist! :)
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IndigoMoon wrote:8 ) You can attend college without going to class, having a major, ect. and no one has to work to make a living, 'cept the poor sap that runs the flower shop.
Well, as far as we know, Twap and Erin are still living off their share of the profits from the Guinea Pig Power Company, Snitter has a rich cousin, who we assume has some hand in the fact that she has such a nice house, and Twap is kind of mooching off of that, too...

Xe is poor and unemployed, and can't seem to FIND a job

Misha works for Fiar

Fiar is king. He has money.

Apollo probably has some kind of job. He has a nice car, after all.

Anywhoo... : )
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It's not that it taught me all I know that makes this such an excellent comic, it's the way it pointed out things in my life that i already knew but didn't notice or didn't know. As always, thanx for making an awesome comic Gloria



P.S.
I gots me a new avatar! :D :D :D
this one will have to do till i can get the animation for my other one working :-? hrmm............
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Ooh! Flashing lights! WAAHHH!!!

*does the robot*
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*does the robot*
and quite beautifully at that! 8)
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Gloria wrote:
Apollo probably has some kind of job. He has a nice car, after all.
Ah yes, Apollo. I'd say he does some very dull and thankless job, like stuffing envelopes and licking stamps (though you don't have to lick most stamps anymore). I think it would be quite humorous to see Apollo working a burger or taco joint.. especially if it were required for him to wear a hat shaped like whatever food he happened to be peddling.

Wait, I've got it! Given his driving record, I think he'd be most suited to a job in public transportation! He's only hit one pedestrian (that we know of) and that's much better than many commercial drivers (around here, at least)!
*Indigo*

Lord, you are my lover,
My longing,
My flowing stream,
My sun,
And I am your reflection.

-Mechtild of Magdeburg, 'The Flowing Light of the Godhead'

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