::runs through a door into the forum:: "Aah! you've got to hide me! Mike Leffel is trying to kill me!" ::looks around the forum, and finds a nice hiding space::<P>(Enter a giant lizard wearing HITLER PANTS)
Lizard: I see you! Your hiding place is horrible, behind a small cactus and all. I will bring you back to our forum if it kills you!<P>"I'll see to that!" ::explodes, is no longer here::<P>Lizard: No! Grr... I'll find him yet!<P>--
This is the first part of some kind of horrible story that I'm posting in every Keenspace message board, for no reason at all. Read the rest if you like, I'm posting them in the order of the main board list.