Why my comic isn't running

[Ryan J. Smith]

-Because I'm busy with school and my nazi teachers keep cramming work down my throat.
-Because at work I have to shelve dusty book and magazines, (BTW, I'm allergic to dust)
-Because my pens were busted and I didn't have a car to get to the art store.
-Because my scanner is a cheap piece of plastic shit that won't scan colors without putting yellow lines on the edges of the pictures, and it will be replaced very soon.
-Because Game Boy Advance games are just so time consuming.
-Becuase my school has an insane amount of work. Did I mention that already? I dunno, I gotta get back to my schoolwork...
-Because I'm lazy, unmotivated and make too many excuses for it.<P>------------------
Ryan J. Smith: the Poster Child for Paxil
<A HREF="http://www.ronnieraccoon.com" TARGET=_blank>The Adventures of Ronnie Raccoon</A>

[Tom the Swede]

Liked the latest updates.
Ouch! Let's hope those are the only fan-letter writers Ronnie will face right there.<P>Heh, personally I feel that I can't get anything done during after-working-hours.