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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 5:08 am
by Proteus454
<A HREF="http://www.theonion.com/onion3637/appro ... ldren.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.theonion.com/onion3637/appro ... en.html</A> <P>Yet again, The Onion proves it is THE finest news source out there.<P>------------------
Fold your hands, child, you walk like a pheasant.
Robin "Cor strufe blime stone a crow" Armstrong<P>"The Crow of Genius sometimes perches on the Branch of Madness."
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 6:04 am
by Ryan J. Smith
That's the truth. I hate kids, and I hate their self-righteous parents who want to remove all things that THEY deem inappropriate. "It's bad for the kids!" We need more people to say, "Fuck You, and fuck your kids." Children are overrated, we don't need more than we already have, and they AIN'T precious. A panda's children are precious. And I'm sick of safety. If your kid is injured or killed, it's your fault because you're a lousy parent. I'm happy they're drowning at Motley Crue members' houses and in Texas. I think abortions need to be less expensive, too.<P>------------------
Ryan J. Smith: the Poster Child for Paxil
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2001 4:12 am
by Tom the Swede
I've always associated parents who cries bloody murder about things like this, with the same kind of people who thinks that life's like a warm place in front of the fireplace, which they've "earned" due their so called "efforts". Well, to these people I can only ask, Would you like a natural kid or someone full of brainwashed shitty-morals which he probably don't understand anyway?<P>The article was poetry! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
I'm only 20, but the way things look, I'm not the slightest interested in having kids.

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 4:10 am
by Proteus454
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ryan J. Smith:
<B>That's the truth. I hate kids, and I hate their self-righteous parents who want to remove all things that THEY deem inappropriate. "It's bad for the kids!" We need more people to say, "Fuck You, and fuck your kids." Children are overrated, we don't need more than we already have, and they AIN'T precious. A panda's children are precious. And I'm sick of safety. If your kid is injured or killed, it's your fault because you're a lousy parent. I'm happy they're drowning at Motley Crue members' houses and in Texas. I think abortions need to be less expensive, too.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>"No child is born a criminal; no child is born an angel. He's just born."
- Sir Sydney Smith<P>------------------
Fold your hands, child, you walk like a pheasant.
Robin "Cor strufe blime stone a crow" Armstrong<P>"The Crow of Genius sometimes perches on the Branch of Madness."
- Elliot, "Bobbins"<P>The Philosophers Stone [The Eighth Sign ltd.] = <A HREF="http://www.proteus454.freeservers.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.proteus454.freeservers.com</A>