The New Horror Flick...Starring Ronnie Raccoon?!?!?

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The aliens have landed and they're intent on destroying humanity! As members of an Est getaway in a dark and forbidding forest begin to turn up mutilated, young buck Pauly Gruber, (Ronnie Raccoon), begins to suspect that his new cult leaders may not be what they seem. Soon he enlists the help of amazingly tan journalist Janice Buttercup, (Rebecca McRose), and together they delve deeper and deeper into the grizzly business. Once the portly lumberjack, Ted Chugington, (Satch Tomkat), brings them to the abandoned well deep within the forest, their fears are confirmed! Now Pauly and Janice are in a race against time, against the aliens and against their own emotions in the sci-fi horror spectacular, <i>The Adventures of Ronnie Raccoon!</i><P>***<P>Am I nuts? Nope, just having fun at...The Brunching Shuttlecocks! <A HREF="http://www.brunching.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.brunching.com</A> <P>[And if you don't believe me, try "Monster Pitch" out for yourself!]<P>------------------
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