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Postby Deadcoil on Thu Feb 22, 2001 11:17 am

Yo-<P>I want to do a Ronnie Crossover on FLEM. Basically, Ronnie & ElBeckera go to Farfalle's, the restaurant where Jay (my main char.) works. Considering that Jay is a drug/guns/sex fiend, Becks is Rebecca, and Ronnie is also a freakin' TALKING RACCOON, can you think of the wacky hijinks we could put into this?<P>By we, I am clarifying. This is not a "I'm going to use Ronnie And Rebecca in a strip" thing. This is a "Ryan, you'd better goddamned well email me about this before my methadone wears off, because so help me, motherfucker, I WILL set fire to your fucking lawn and duct tape naked pics of my mom to your windows, bitch!"<P>deadcoil at hotmail dot com.
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Postby Proteus454 on Fri Feb 23, 2001 1:02 am

Can I have a fucking HELL YEAH!!!!! for that?!?!?<P>None of my business yet, of course, but fuck me, I would LOVE to see that!<P>------------------
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Postby Ryan J. Smith on Fri Feb 23, 2001 8:09 am

Sounds excellent! Do you need my help in any way, or are you just gonna handle it yourself?<P>------------------
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Postby Proteus454 on Sat Feb 24, 2001 11:45 am

I think y'all had better E-Mail him there, Ryan ol' buddy.<P>*Hides from the distubred person*<P>------------------
I bet "La Cucaracha" would sound even cooler if you played it on the Bagpipes.
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Postby Deadcoil on Sat Feb 24, 2001 12:11 pm

What part of "Email me, motherfucker" do you not understand? Do you think this machete was used for chopping WOOD, tough guy? If so, how do ya explain the FUCKING FINGERNAILS AND BONE CHIPS EMBEDDED IN THE EDGE OF THE BLADE? I meet all kinds who think they're crazy or psycho- truth is, they're fakin' it, the little greasy bitchez, but when you start tearing the bones out of their toes with a pair of hedge clippers, there's only ONE REALLY CRAZY mothafucka in the room!<P>E
MAIL
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Postby Deadcoil on Fri Mar 23, 2001 4:50 am

Three cartoons.<P>On FLEM! in 48 hours.<P>Check it or I'll strangle you with a rope made of human hair from my victims. Fuckers.
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Postby Ryan J. Smith on Sat Mar 24, 2001 1:10 am

Oh shit... That means I have to link you by tomorrow... but I'm still not set up yet. I'll try to put a link on the front page in time.<P>------------------
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Postby Ryan J. Smith on Sun Mar 25, 2001 8:10 am

Damn, a bit late, but I got it up, finally. Plus some more news and shite.<P>------------------
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Postby Deadcoil on Sun Mar 25, 2001 12:45 pm

YOU FAILED.<P>GAME THE FUCK OVER.
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Postby Deadcoil on Tue Mar 27, 2001 1:54 am

Well, that was great. Tomorrow, FLEM will continue on its regular course, involving a legless dog and drugs, blood, etc.<P>I would like to thank Ryan for letting me put his raccoons in my webpage (that is SO not a euphemism for anything else), and for diligently waiting out the shitstorm that is me flooding one's inbox. When he gets of age, and we both coincidentally end up as the only two survivors of a Fed-Ex Plane Crash in the South Pacific, forced to live off of raw fish and having daily brutal fistfights over who gets to have sex with the volleyball we've named "Wilson" for four years, I will buy him a beer.<P>------------------
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