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A New Record?

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:55 am
by Patchy
Is this a new record for Yiffburg? Well, let's see...here we are! The Book of Yiffburg Records! I'll just take a look here...

Oh...

Oh my...

Um...

I didn't know that was possible!

How didn't she breathe doing...?

*blush!*

Someone else should probably take over for me here....

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:33 am
by Sidone
Most people involved in a simultaneous orgasm.. only four? Shame shame Yiffburg, I would have thought more than that.

Though it is impressive XD

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:23 am
by Nivlek_the_Snowleopard
This reminds me of a movie title.

3 men and a little lady!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:22 pm
by Pearly
-moves over to look through record book with Patchy-

0_0 Well, well. It is Yiffburg after all, though. xD

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:11 pm
by AmyStereo
Just don't ask about the string cheese incident at City Hall.... :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:10 pm
by Patchy
AmyStereo wrote:Just don't ask about the string cheese incident at City Hall.... :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~
What about the string cheese incident?

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:28 pm
by AmyStereo
Patchy wrote:
AmyStereo wrote:Just don't ask about the string cheese incident at City Hall.... :D
What about the string cheese incident?
It was stringy, cheesy, and they're still trying to get the cheese out of the woodwork....not to mention everything else, like, well,, spent condoms, etc. :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:25 pm
by Teekachu
AmyStereo wrote:
Patchy wrote:
AmyStereo wrote:Just don't ask about the string cheese incident at City Hall.... :D
What about the string cheese incident?
It was stringy, cheesy, and they're still trying to get the cheese out of the woodwork....not to mention everything else, like, well,, spent condoms, etc. :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~!

I thought condoms weren't needed in Yiffburg? :D

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:38 pm
by AmyStereo
teekachu wrote:I thought condoms weren't needed in Yiffburg? :D
Not for the yiffburgers, but for the string cheese... :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:54 pm
by Silvianraccoon
AmyStereo wrote:
Patchy wrote:
AmyStereo wrote:Just don't ask about the string cheese incident at City Hall.... :D
What about the string cheese incident?
It was stringy, cheesy, and they're still trying to get the cheese out of the woodwork....not to mention everything else, like, well,, spent condoms, etc. :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~!
There's was a Hoe down song from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" about "Making Cheese" and one of the comedians made a comment about "Masturebating cheese." I fall out laughing my butt off. :lol:

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:14 pm
by AmyStereo
silvianraccoon wrote:There's was a Hoe down song from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" about "Making Cheese" and one of the comedians made a comment about "Masturebating cheese." I fall out laughing my butt off. :lol:
:D I think you got the idea... :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:47 pm
by Patchy
Um...

I'll just go stand over there...in the corner...blushing....

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:00 pm
by AmyStereo
Patchy wrote:Um...

I'll just go stand over there...in the corner...blushing....
OK, then.,... I won't say anything about the annual Yiffburg Weenie Roast... No, they ain't cooked, but they've got plenty of buns... :)

Amy. <:3 )~~8~

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:08 pm
by Silvianraccoon
Well I do have a "well harden" hot dog, all I need is a bun to stick it in. :lol:

Re: A New Record?

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:53 am
by Dazmarne
That's odd... I got the impression that the vintner couple were referring
not to the number of simultaneous orgasming participants, but to what
each one of them called out as they were cumming. All of them saying
practically the same words - that's what struck me as being the record-
breaking event. <=)

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:35 pm
by Sethtriggs
Wear galoshes!

-Seth

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:41 pm
by AmyStereo
I could say something about gushing brides, but..... It's dinnertime, gotta run! :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~

Re: A New Record?

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:31 pm
by Silvianraccoon
Dazmarne wrote:That's odd... I got the impression that the vintner couple were referring
not to the number of simultaneous orgasming participants, but to what
each one of them called out as they were cumming. All of them saying
practically the same words - that's what struck me as being the record-
breaking event. <=)
If you know the record, I just came about 7 times in one night a long time ago. :oops: Hehehe... by masturebation of course.

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:55 pm
by AmyStereo
(IRL, how about 3 1/2 hours without coming, while she orgasmed around 53 times, creaming me at least twice... o.o )

....Dessert time already? Gotta run again... :D

Amy. <:3 )~~8~

Re: A New Record?

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:59 pm
by Sidone
Dazmarne wrote:That's odd... I got the impression that the vintner couple were referring
not to the number of simultaneous orgasming participants, but to what
each one of them called out as they were cumming. All of them saying
practically the same words - that's what struck me as being the record-
breaking event. <=)
Well, Dee did say two of the three. XD Squinx was the only other one who said anything other than a satisfied moan. So I assumed it was the fact they all came at the same time, since not all of them talked..