Happy Birthday to me!

Redmenace5 · Post by **Redmenace5** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:22 pm

Yes, that's right, today's my birthday. I'm the Big Two Three today. Yes, 23. Such a milestone. And I know it's going to be a good year because I've received more dead animal parts in th elast week than in my previous 22 years combined. First, Dory and I went down to New Orleans for her Psychology convention and I blew all my cash on alligator claws, swamp rat feet, and armadillo tails in local voodoo shops. (We also went gambling, grabbed beads thrown from the Hustler club balcony, saw two strip shows - one male, one female cause we're all about equality - and ate twice our weight in Southern fried mush) And just yesterday Dory gave me my birthday present and it's the absolute coolest thing in the entire world- a stuffed jackalope. No, not stufed as in "toy," I mean stuffed as in "taxidermy!" It's awesome! Gooooo Dory!

Unspoken · Post by **Unspoken** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 9:41 pm

This is all part of some conspiracy to make me feel old, isn't it?

In any case, Happy Birthday! And watch out, you never know what a jackalope is going to do.

Redmenace5 · Post by **Redmenace5** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 7:56 am

Now, now, you're only as old as you feel! I just always feel like a geezer cause everyone else on keenspace is in high school, it seems. But thank you! Life is good. Going to Tahoe tonight to finish the celebrations in the casinos! Gooooo obscene waste of money!