Make your very own magled english translation!

[ZOMBIE USER 1275]

Well, shit, let's get this ball rolling out of control, shall we?<P>The people on Megatokyo's forum suck syphlitic donkey balls.<P>BECOMES<P>The people of the forum of the Megatokyo inhale the sphere of the syphlitic donkey. <P>
Genius.<P>Oh, and if you want to know why I inputted that particular phrase, go here:
<A HREF="http://www.megatokyo.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/002224.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.megatokyo.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/002224.html</A> <P>
I almost shit myself laughing at that thread.<P>
Nate

[Gehenna]

In this post we're going to go to babelfish, and we're going to<P>1) Write something simple in english. I have chosen this sentence:<P>Hi, my name is Tony. I am a junior in college. My major is english. I have a friend. His name is Nate. He is very bad.<P>2) Now, we're going to ask Babelfish to translate this phrase into japanese. Since I don't have that font installed, all I get are a bunch of little squares.<P>3) Copy the result into your clipboard. That's Ctl-V for you idiots.<P>4) Ask Babelfish to translate the stuff you just picked up back into english. You should come out with something that is only a little less mangled than a toddler in a dog pen. I got this:<P>Today, as for my name it is the Tony. I am the junior of the university. My major student is English. There is a friend in me. That name is the Nate. He is bad very. <P>Yep, that's right. A couple of simple sentences, properly mistranslated, and I am a cannabalistic college professor! And Nate tastes bad!<P>Now, you too can speak engrish!<P>Here's the link: <A HREF="http://babelfish.altavista.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://babelfish.altavista.com/</A>

[Gehenna]

I really want to fuck that blonde.
BECOMES
I want really blonde that the fuck.<P>Neobaka sucks goat cock.
BECOMES
The Neobaka the male of the ヤギ is inhales the chicken. <P>I just filled my pants.
BECOMES
I filled up my pants exactly.<P>Let all of the children smoke crack.
BECOMES
Allot everything of the crack of the smoke of the child. <P>Wheeee! You too can abuse the awesome powers of Babelfish at <A HREF="http://babelfish.altavista.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://babelfish.altavista.com/</A>

[Nihilismd00d]

Oh, man... that's great. They really do inhale the syphlitic donkey spheres. The best part is that a lot of them don't even realize you're mocking them.<P>------------------
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ultimate fun.

[Violator]

NATE = LEGEND<P>------------------
Violator, Mechanised Insult Infantry

[Violator]

NEKO NEKO GHEY!<P>Truly, Megatokyo's Otaku are so scurrulously retarded I truly despair of the thought of any of them actually losing their virginity and procreating.
I mean, holy shit. Holy. Shit. Its like you insulted their dead grandmother. Except they probably all hate their dead grandmother for not being Japanese. The only thing Japanese about them is their small dick sizes.<P>------------------
Violator, Mechanised Insult Infantry