What's your favorite/funniest pickup line?

Postby Daxhack on Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:09 am

Everyone's heard the classics, sometimes you might have even been the victim! Here's a short list of the ones I can think of:<P>Do you wash your pants in windex? [reply=no] Cause I can see myself in your pants!<P>You must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night!<P>I lost my phone number, can I have yours?<P>And here's a very special physical electronics pickup line for girls' use, courtesy of yours truly:
Is that a silicon ingot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?<P>JB<P>------------------
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Postby ApM on Sat Jan 20, 2001 5:42 am

I once did an 11 page comic that basically consisted of robot pick-up lines. Stuff like:<P>"Hey baby. What's your endianness?"
"Hi, my name's Bubba. Wanna swap bits?"
Or the classic:
"I see you're a PowerPC. I guess that means you swing both ways, eh?"<P>*digs for URL*
<A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/~ArmpitMan/bubba1.html" TARGET=_blank>http://members.tripod.com/~ArmpitMan/bubba1.html</A>
This has absolutely nothing to do with my current webcomic, Bubba and Alice. I just think the name "Bubba" is inherently funny.<P>As for actual pick-up lines, "Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?" has always been a personal favorite.<P>-- Jeremy "Bubba" Penner<P>------------------
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Postby Daxhack on Mon Jan 22, 2001 2:52 am

Here's another pickup line that Meaghan from "eat the roses" <A HREF="http://eattheroses.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://eattheroses.keenspace.com</A> sent in:<P>I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?<P>I probably have a relative somewhere in Nebraska named Bubba, or at least one that goes by that name. Since most of my family used to be farmers, they had lots of kids (15-20 ea. usually), and those kids had lots of kids, etc. They tried to give everyone unique names, and so they had to get creative...<P>------------------
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