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Loserboy · Post by **Loserboy** » Fri Feb 22, 2002 11:27 am

BoxJam -

Use of the term "loser" is strictly prohibited without expressed written consent of loserboy, Inc. You'll be hearing from my attorney, Antoine, in the very near future. Please cease and desist from further usage until this matter is settled in a court of law.

Thank you.

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Fri Feb 22, 2002 11:53 am

Sorry, loser.

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:32 am

bup:

My client, Loserboy, has indicated to me that he will forego further legal action in exchange for your frequent return to the Bucket, and payment of my attorney's fees.

Very truly yours,

Antoine, Esq.

PS: I got my Doodle shirt. It's excellent!!!

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:27 am

Hey Antoine!

I saw Hydro the other night - forgive me, but I didn't recognize your 'real name' in the order until Hydro mentioned to me in passing Antoine's 'real name.'

If you follow.

Anyway, by that time I had already mailed your shirt, so I couldn't write anything about Gil Thorp or anything on your package.

Glad you like the shirt - all that glowing garbage I've written on the t-shirt page about brunetto shirts is true - he does a great job. I'm proud of them.

Get the Bucket to come over here.

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:23 pm

bup:

Be careful what you wish for. We've already decided that if TMS kills the Bucket, we're migrating here en masse. I'm not sure if your server can handle the non-stop barrage of meaningless drivel -- and that's just from gaylon!!

Hydro · Post by **Hydro** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 7:14 pm

Hey, I resent that! I can drivel meaninglessly with the best of 'em! Oops, wait a minute, that was drivel, not dribble. Sorry, my bad, 'scuse me while I go grab a napkin.

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 3:22 pm

bup:

There's no denying it -- you're the King (and not in a fat Elvis, shooting out the television while eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches way, either).

Antoine

PS: Beware of Anasol and his beloved Trail Smoke Eaters if you decide to invade Canada.

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 6:47 am

Hey, bup:

Is Littel Timmy Tremblay related to the former Canadien great J.C. Tremblay, who played for the Nords for a couple of years at the end of his career?

Just wondering.

Your hockey geek friend,

Antoine

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:18 am

Yes indeed. He was found as an infant waif on JC's stoop.

Hydro · Post by **Hydro** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:15 pm

So, anyway, here I am spending a very quiet evening with my hand firmly on the tiller of A Major Airline. So quiet, in fact, that I had ample opportunity to mosey on over to the Bucket, and catch up a littel. All of a sudden, I heard this loud *thump*. Know what it sounded like? It sounded like somebody falling off a wagon! Seriously! Hope nobody got hurt.

Loserboy · Post by **Loserboy** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:51 am

Boxjam -
Please see our previous correspondence (2/22/02) about the use of my name in your strip. The agreement reached at that time still stands. Unless one of those discarded characters illustrated today is intended to be me, there has likely been a serious violation of our agreement. I won't settle for the headstone representing me either.

Although Antoine is on thin ice for accusing Illinois of cheating in recruiting, I still have him on retainer as my attorney.

Don't make me dip into the fund.

Yours truly,
lb

Hydro · Post by **Hydro** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 10:56 pm

Bup,

Don't let him scare ya. He isn't called "Loserboy" 'cuz he wins these things. Just pointing out the obvious.

Yer pal,

Hydro

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:47 am

While your point may be valid, Hydro, remember that he has retained one of the great persecuters to prosecute his persecution of bup.

Which is fine with me, 'cause it's smitin' season, and my smitin' stick is getting restless.

All that being said, I thought today's Doodle was hilarious -- notwithstanding bup's shameless infringement on loserboy's fine name.

Hydro · Post by **Hydro** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:23 pm

Oh, pish posh. A corned beef sammich, a bowl of kreplach soup, and you're putty.

Seems I've picked up a bit 'o that persecutin' thing!

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:14 am

Great Doodle today, bup.

Gaylon · Post by **Gaylon** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:30 am

hi boxjam...

i just dropped by to say howdy...there is a high degree of probablility yours truly will be in pittsburgh for that comic convention...derbs will be there as well as MET and maybe others...

we hope you will be able to tear yourself away from the festiviites to say hi to your fans...

gaylon

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 9:26 am

Cool!

Let me know when you'll be there - I'll make time for you guys!

Thanks for letting me know~

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:36 pm

Be afraid, bup. Be very afraid.

Major Tom · Post by **Major Tom** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:08 am

On 2002-04-12, BoxJam wrote:
Friday's comic will be late - posted sometime this evening (CDT). -BoxJam
April 12, 2002

Thank goodness. I thought you might have started repeating your self.

Hydro · Post by **Hydro** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 1:23 am

On 2002-04-10 15:36, Antoine wrote:

Be afraid, bup. Be very afraid.

Actually, no need to be afraid.

'Course I WOULD be careful...........