Zoos suck

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Mon Apr 02, 2001 3:36 am

You kill me.

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Mon Apr 02, 2001 10:08 am

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Nd · Post by Nd » Mon Apr 02, 2001 11:19 am

I was at the San Diego Zoo a coupla years ago and they were pretty much acting like the only animals they had were their stupid Pandas that wouldn't mate. So, we cued up in line and waited to see the Pandas. As we waited, there was a video playing explaining how, "THIS IS A FULLY FUNCTIONING RESEARCH CENTER! PANDAS HAVE NEVER MATED IN CAPTIVITY! IT IS NOW PANDA MATING SEASON. PLEASE BE QUIET! LOUD NOISES DISTURB THE PANDAS!!!!"And it didn't get quieter as we got closer. The Pandas looked a little harried too.
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Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Mon Apr 02, 2001 11:21 am

Sure, but did the Zebra go poo poo?

Nd · Post by Nd » Wed Apr 04, 2001 1:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
Sure, but did the Zebra go poo poo?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm not sure about the zebra's, but I'm pretty sure that poo-poo has something to do with why we didn't get to see the monkey's that day...
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by adsinfinitum:

Poo Poo and Ka Ka the Pandas...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>What you-all don't know is that Burke is forshadowing his new comic project here.------------------
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Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 10:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by adsinfinitum:
For some reason the video saying "Loud Noises Disturb the PAnda's" gave me the mental image of the two pandas humping and the female looking at the crowd and screaming:
"Oh My GOd! I'm being f**ked by a f**king PANDA!"
I don't know why....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's just silly. Pandas speak Chinese.

ZOMBIE USER 54 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 54** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 11:49 am

this is by far one of the funniest threads i've read. that's all. ------------------
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