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Postby LCARS on Fri Sep 28, 2001 9:25 am

Are there <B>any</B> normal people in Nebraska?
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Postby MikeLeffel on Sat Sep 29, 2001 1:04 am

They are crushed to death by Football Players, Football Lovers, and Rich White Boys Who Hate Blacks Yet Try To Look And Sound Black, and The Giant Nebraskan Corn Monster, usually well before puberty.<P>Mike "There are other danger factors for a fine normal Nebraskan like me, but that will be saved for my ravioli documentary, where the actors will all be represented by giant constructs of ravioli. This is normal documentary!" Leffel<P>Mike "Unlike Conan, Bellvue is an actual town!" Leffel
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Postby RichardIWebster on Sun Sep 30, 2001 5:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MikeLeffel:
Mike "Unlike Conan, Bellvue is an actual town!" Leffel
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How magically appropriate!<P>
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--and, oddly enough, the town where, at 3-4 AM Bob and I gave up on our quest to find me a modem that one night, after my modem exploded! There were no cheap modems in that wal-mart, of course, but I got a mouse. 10 hours of scouring all the wal-marts in the tri state area and I got a damned mouse.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Was it dead or alive, and if alive, did it have Baby's Rabies?<P>BTW You have a bite on your Keenspot line!
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Postby Bobscott on Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:35 am

Well, the actuality of the situation is that most everyone in Nebraska is normal. They love football, they feed their babies to the corn monster WILLINGLY, and they drive tractors everywhere. Sometimes SUVs, but mostly tractors. It's the dissidents like myself or Mike or (there are no other people in Nebraska who actually aren't normal! They've all come to accept that Nebraska is their home and always will be!!!)...<P>Why just the other day, there was an ADULT SPELLING BEE at the mall in town. If that don't say Nebraska, I don't know what does. There was an entry fee, and people PAID to enter! HOW?! And they all wore corn helmets that were made of wheat.<P>Bob "This may be the only post I make today! Damn my inability to find time in a seemingly uneventful day!" Scott<P>------------------
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