Big Red Man

[MikeLeffel]

I don't mind it when he's omnipotent and helping young men and women get laid in the night, but when he's hiding in restrooms and telling people that to get sex you must chew his gum, that's odd.<P>Sorta like when old japanese men draw young children into their barns (which contain secret underbases) to inform them that dogs like trucks.<P>Yeah, we know what you mean, you old perv.<P>Mike "People who make shows like Emeril should've been in a tragedy." Leffel
-take five pounds of crap, add Emeril, and enjoy!<P>------------------
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[JimRob]

The Big Red Man has, indirectly, caused me more pain than any other food-product-affiliated personality. (His gum makes my mouth burn so; but I can't stop. I can never stop...) And now this. Tsk.<P>------------------
James
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[Dezro]

My mom's friend's sister is on Emeril.

[MikeLeffel]

So, you're two degrees from terrible writing, eh?<P>
Mike "EXPECTED AN APOLOGY, DIDN'T YOU!" Leffel
--WELL, I WATCHED EMERIL, AND I WANT AN APOLOGY TOO! BWHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!<P>Mike "Mind you, in a world that loves Friends and CSI, it's to be expected." Leffel
--CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATORS DUST FOR PRINTS, DRINK COFFEE, AND SPANK EACH OTHER UNDER THE MOONLIGHT! THEY DO NOT ACT LIKE BATMAN!<P>I want to make a show about feet which act less like feet and more like the royal family. I will call it BUTTS AND BOOBS because I want ratings. It will show butts and boobs because I want ratings. But lo, will it be about feet that act less like feet and more like the royal family. THIS I DECREE!<P>------------------
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