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Postby MikeLeffel on Mon Sep 24, 2001 3:18 am

I WANT YOU TO KILL JACK LEMMON.<P>------------------
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Postby LCARS on Mon Sep 24, 2001 9:31 am

I was going to offer my heart felt condolences on the loss of your family member, but...<P>Jack Lemmon it is!
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Postby Allison_Axe on Mon Sep 24, 2001 10:37 am

but... isn't he already dead? how can you kill someone who's already pushing up daisies?<P>--Allison "daisy is the name of one of my cats" Axe
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Postby TEMPORARYTODCRAP on Mon Sep 24, 2001 11:20 am

Dude... I know I don't know you or anything, but I'm really sorry about your uncle. Let me know if there's anything I can do. I'm not sure what it'd be, but if you think of anything, I'll do it if I can.<P>Sorry, again, though... <P>------------------
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Postby TheangryQ on Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:14 am

Fred having about a zillionth of the muscle tone I can stand, Shaggy not looking anything like Shaggy, all right, but WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NECK SCARVES?!!!
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Postby MikeLeffel on Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:35 am

The cleavage will help the sales! And I think Sara Michelle Gellar will have some cleavage too, and not let Freddie "Fred" Freddie have all the fun!<P>Mike "I find Velma to be hotter" Leffel
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Postby MikeLeffel on Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dezro:
<B>Daisy is also the name of my ferret...<P>Hmm...<P> <IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/dezro/weasel.png"> <P>Dave "Horrible Picture, I Know
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Postby Dezro on Tue Sep 25, 2001 9:51 am

Grr... Ferrets are not vermin! They are anti-vermin! DOES NO ONE KNOW OF THE FERRET MEN WHO SEND THEIR FERRETS OUT TO HUNT AND KILL RODENTS?!?!<P>Besides, on the 2001 vermin chart, cats and dogs are listed HIGHER on the verminometer than ferrets are! Therefore, ferrets are the least verminous creatures ever! Except for dolphins, of course.<P>------------------
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Postby MikeLeffel on Tue Sep 25, 2001 11:08 am

WON'T YOU PEOPLE EVEN <B>TRY</B> TO HELP ME AT THIS TENDER POINT IN MY EMOTIONAL HISTORY!? LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE ALL 'HOW DO YOU KILL A DEAD MAN' ON ME! SUCH WIMPS!<P>AS PUNISHMENT, LOOK AT THIS!<P> <IMG SRC="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/images/scooby.jpg"> <P>REMEMBER HOW FRED WAS A LIMPY GAY BOY, SHAGGY WAS
A 20 FOOT TALL MAN MONSTER, AND DAPHNE WAS BUFFY
THE VAMPIRE SLAYER? WELL RELIVE YOUR MEMORIES OF OLD
WITH THIS FINE COLLECTORS PLATE! YES, IT'S TRULY A FINE
COLLECTORS PLATE. FOR ME TO POOP ON!<P>Mike "GLAH" Leffel<P>I always thought america was going to crap out a pokemon movie that looked like this scooby, but with even less plot and reasoning.<P> <IMG SRC="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/images/scoobydoo.jpg"> <P>
As for my emotional state, I am ingesting a heavy regiment of 'Ave Maria', and 'Snowflakes are Dancing' by Isao Tomita, 'Waterloo', 'Baby Elephant Walk', Tango Medley', 'Lay All Your Love on Me', and 'Popcorn, Apache, Corn Flakes' by Klaus Wunderlich, 'Unforgiven' by the Go-Go's, 'There's a Touch' by the Proclaimers, and endless other mp3's.<P>Which, is normal!<P>(*not that being a limpy gay boy, or a hulking man monster is something that's BAD to be.)
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Postby Dezro on Tue Sep 25, 2001 11:09 am

Daisy is also the name of my ferret...<P>Hmm...<P><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/dezro/weasel.png"><P>Dave "Horrible Picture, I Know
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Postby MikeLeffel on Wed Sep 26, 2001 12:00 am

BUFFALO = STINKY VERMIN!<P>Mike "In Futurama, Owls are the rats!" Leffel
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Postby Bobscott on Thu Sep 27, 2001 8:01 am

<B>YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!</B><P>FERRETS ARE VITAMINS!!!!<P>Bob "YUM!" Scott
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