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Postby TEMPORARYTODCRAP on Wed Sep 19, 2001 10:44 am

OK. I decided to look at the Film Funnies logs again. And we've got an _INSANE_ amount of visitors and everything. So, uh.. I'm bewildered by that. But I also looked at the top search requests and one of them was:
19 1 2.56% mike leffel <P>Buried in all the Invader ZIM and Porno ones (luckily, no Invader ZIM porno, but hey...). So, uh... You're either all Popular and Such, or are Ego Searching. <P>Even though I'm pretty sure you already knew that we mentioned you on the Film Funnies site. I think a few times, even. So, uh, yeah.
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Postby MikeLeffel on Thu Sep 20, 2001 11:05 am

I don't believe I'm being too egotistical when I say I'm quite beloved by all, and a wonderful person people just can't get enough of, and wish to be more like. <P>Therefore, if you made a song about me, you would soon RETIRE.<P>(*perhaps from great wealth, or sudden onslaught of age. I cannot control which.)<P>
Anyway, speaking of search strings, today I got some suprising ones. Listed in least to greatest.<P>(1) 'Jesus was a terrorist'<P>(2) 'David Letterman' <P>(3) 'I am Lee Lee Sobieski and I would like to meet Mike Leffel. How can I go about that?'<P>(4) 'How can I send Mike Leffel my grandpa's fortune?'<P>(5) 'How can I kill my grandpa to get his fortune, and why can't I stop drinking this odd elixer some stranger left on the doorstep and insisted WASNT mind controlling 'kill your grandpa' elixer?'<P>(6) 'Snorks'<P>------------------
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Sep 21, 2001 2:46 am

<B>Instant Leffel</B> and <B>Instant Leffel Lite</B>
is great for those who need Leffel but
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Grandma used to make.<P><B>Leffel X</B> was produced by the government, but all records of it have been censored. Who knows what happened to it!<P><B>Fat Free Leffel</B> cannot be produced using the physics of this universe, sadly. Along those lines, <B>Leffel Contraceptives</B> don't need to be produced.<P>Damned universe.<P>So everybody on TV keeps saying 'Terra' when they're saying 'Terror', and on NBC Tom Brokaw was talking about some woman named 'Tara' and I was all 'Whaa?!', and then I sculpted a turd out of Mallable Turdite.<P>Mike "Some call that statement anti-American." Leffel<P>
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Postby JimRob on Fri Sep 21, 2001 10:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I don't believe I'm being too egotistical when I say I'm quite beloved by all, and a wonderful person people just can't get enough of, and wish to be more like.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Postby Dezro on Sun Sep 23, 2001 4:47 am

I once had an idea for a program called Leffeltron or Leffel-O's or something like that. It was based on the instant messaging program in that one Eagle DNA comic he did.<P>The only problem with it was that it involved using a Mike Leffel emulator to draw a caricature of the user. Or at least putting Mike in a huge box with a Wacom tablet where he draws caricatures of the people who flash by on his television screen.<P>Moral: Talk to your mother tomorrow!<P>------------------
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Postby TEMPORARYTODCRAP on Fri Sep 28, 2001 12:30 am

OK, which one of you monkeys did this:
1 4 6.06% invader zim fucking mike leffel <P>------------------
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Postby TEMPORARYTODCRAP on Fri Sep 28, 2001 12:44 am

I honestly am not. If I was gonna make it up, I would have done so before the thread sorta stopped getting posted to. Heh.<P>------------------
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Sep 28, 2001 8:59 am

(Jack Benny hand/face gesture)<P>Mike "You're making that one up!" Leffel<P>------------------
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