AUCTION HECKYTIME!

[MikeLeffel]

Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell the guy who played 'Man in Bar #3' on the thirteenth episode of 'Cheers'! DO IT!
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[MikeLeffel]

<font size="3"><B>BID YOU YARD APES, BID!</B></font><P> How can I earn enough to impress Missy Buckworth-Goldheir, THE COOLEST GIRL IN TOWN, if nobody bids? And the ICE CREAM DANCE is coming up, and BIFF MCHENRY, the MAYORS SON, will surely take her to it again if I can't intervene! SHE TOLD ME PLAIN AND SIMPLE THAT SHE'D NEVER BE SEEN WITH A LOW CLASS FREAK WHO WEARS PLAID UNDERWEAR IN PUBLIC AND NEVER WASHES and always has GUM AND BROCCOLI IN HIS TEETH!<P>HELP ME BUY NON-PLAID UNDERWEAR! HYUCK!<P>Love,<P>Jimmy Flypaper<P>------------------
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[MikeLeffel]

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