Sorry for the pause!

[MikeLeffel]

Couldn't be helped! Mainly because I'm a dingus! But there will be a new one for tomorrow (things usually update about 3:30am) so joy joy mit iodine!<P> And there's a certain chance that I might be able to keep FJ more steady now than in previous times. I hope, anyway. <P> In other news, my company (which bought my workplace a couple years ago) just got bought out the other day by a much, much, much larger company. So, this means I'll either be doing better or worse. Either way, I wish I could just be a 'cartoonist', but that's a wish that only the small minded dare cry about to others. <P>------------------
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[MikeLeffel]

I am porking a pig as we speak, <B>SIR!</B><P>------------------
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[TEMPORARYTODCRAP]

I once had some Swedish "candy" that tasted like Joy Joy Mit Iodine. I wish I could remember what they were called. But they were these little brown things. <P>They also had "Viol", but they were these nasty things made out of Violets (hence the name), and they were also nasty, but more of a Joy Joy Mit Bad Perfume sort of nasty. <P>But the Fructensmacken were good. They were sorta like gummy bears, only.. different. But _good_. <P>DEMAND FRUCTENSMACKEN FROM YOUR LOCAL GROCERS.<P>------------------
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Yeah.

[MikeLeffel]

If I <B>DEMANDED</B> Fruchensmacken from <B>MY</B> local grocer, I'd be sore in the morning!<P>Mike "MIRACLES!" Leffel<P>------------------
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[RichardIWebster]

Some (fictional) advice for FJ:
"Treat a Pig like pork and you won't go wrong!"
-----Some Dyke