Post thread II-Bride of Post Thread

Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 12:38 am

TaQ: Although it's been posted here before, I suggest everyone look at it, it's funny!<P>And also, us die-hard pokemon fans had that song previously. Seeing it all flashed up is hilarious!<P>Mike "That guy just not've made any new ones
yet of any other jap pokemon songs!" Leffel<P>
Anyway, along the same vein but not of the same type at all, sent to me by my friend Kevin Day:
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 12:53 am

<A HREF="http://www.reallifecomics.com/comics/20010727.png" TARGET=_blank>http://www.reallifecomics.com/comics/20010727.png</A> <P>
Too bad they're not playing <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/d/20010621.html" TARGET=_blank><B>GRANDPA'S FIGHTING CAVERN!!!!!!!</B></A><P>Mike "And other pointless in-jokes that get turned into a FJ strip" Leffel<P>------------------
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Postby *Kludge* on Fri Jul 27, 2001 3:34 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MikeLeffel:
<B>Too bad they're not playing <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/d/20010621.html" TARGET=_blank>GRANDPA'S FIGHTING CAVERN!!!!!!!</B></A><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>NEXT PROJECT, I SWEAR TO GOD.<P>Keith "Gonads and Strife" Lawrence<P><P>------------------

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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 6:42 am

Oh DAMN! I totally neglected that!<P>Mike "Oh well!" Leffel
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Postby TheangryQ on Fri Jul 27, 2001 7:13 am

Since the other one died, maybe we could start a new one here, and dedicate it to the memory of the first dearly departed post thread.
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Postby TheangryQ on Fri Jul 27, 2001 7:17 am

I just realized that naming this "Bride of Post thread" is somewhat eerily in the style of a certain <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/d/20010130.html" TARGET=_blank>Nurse</A>.<P>Ew.<p>[This message has been edited by theangryQ (edited 07-27-2001).]
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Postby TheangryQ on Fri Jul 27, 2001 7:39 am

Found this article in my local paper:<P><B>WHAT DO WE NAME THE BABY? MAYBE "COKE"
NEW YORK (AP) - Jason Black and Frances Schroeder don't know what they will name the baby boy they're expecting. But they aren't leafing through any "Name Your Baby" books.
Instead, the Mount Kisco couple is looking for a corporate sponsor to pay half a million dollars for their son's name.
Will he be "Heinz" or "Microsoft," "Coke" or "Kraft"? Only time - and money - will tell.
"It's the opportunity to have this media moment when the name would be unveiled," said Black, who is a business editor at Internet World in New York City. "The exposure that it could bring to a business is potentially huge, and we think it would be well worth the investment on their part."
The couple has put the naming rights up for auction on both eBay and Yahoo!, at a minimum bid of $5000,000. The ads were posted July 18 and will run through July 28. So far, there have been no bidders, but the couple plans to extend their offer.
Black said the idea came to them after they had a dinner of Chinese takeout, followed by a fortune cookie that read: "You will have a new home by the end of the year."
"That's our dream," Black said. "That's every young family's perfect fantasy."
"Black and Shroeder, both 32, live in a 2-bedroom apartment with their daughters, Josephine, 4, and Lois, 22 months. They are anticipating that the birth of their son - expected within the next few days - will leave them scrambling for more space.
"It's going to be a little crowded," Black said.
The couple hopes that money from the deal would allow them to buy a house and save for their children's college education.
They aren't the first "ordinary" people to ask for extraordinary corporate funding. Two New Jersey teen-agers recently became the "spokesguys" for credit card distributor First USA - in exchange for a full ride to college.
Will their son be little "Mastercard"? Or "Visa"? Black said they have not ruled out anything - except cigarette or gun brand names.
"Those are personal values of ours," Black said. "Those are certain standards that we feel we have to stick by."
And whether he is "Starbucks" (Buckie, for short?) or "Amazon," Black said that he is not worried that a corporate name might have an adverse affect on his son's development.</B><P>Oh, come on! Can you imagine what'll happen to a kid named "Tampax" or "Spam"??? (or "Amazon," for that matter, since the kid's going to be a BOY) (I bet he grows up to become a regular contributor to <A HREF="http://www.adbusters.org" TARGET=_blank>Adbusters</A>.")<P>------------------
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:09 am

I'd rather they not speak of 'VALUES' whislt chancing the naming of their son by CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP!<P>Mike "Of course, I'm not all THAT offended by the attempt" Leffel
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:25 am

BA!<P>I mention this because in tonights local paper, directly UNDER the story about baby sponsorson MD was this:<P>The guy in the ARMY OF ONE commercials (for the USARMY)<P>
DROPPED OUT OF BASIC TRAINING!<P>
Bwahahahaha!<P>Mike "And then GWB and Cheney did things but nobody cares to point them out, let's talk bout Clinton!" Leffel
--oh, and I guess Gays are bad again.
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:26 am

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!<P>Mike "Sweet!" Leffel<P>------------------
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:37 am

<A HREF="http://www.misterpants.com" TARGET=_blank>MISTERPANTS</A> sez:<P>"oh, and <A HREF="http://www.rag-dog.com/html/shop.php3/productID=17" TARGET=_blank>this isn't insane at all."</A> <P>Mike "LONG LIVE POST THREAD 2!" Leffel
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:44 am

And I would be remiss if I neglected to point this out... (also from misterpants)<P><A HREF="http://www.rag-dog.com/html/shop.php3/productID=3" TARGET=_blank>clothes for your dog
party clothes for your dog--a great idea, whether you have too much money, or your priorities are screwed up, or you're just totally insane. and your dog is sure to either just barely appreciate it--or completely resent it.<P>here's santa dog looking mighty unhappy. but maybe he always looks that way.</A><P>------------------
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Postby TheangryQ on Fri Jul 27, 2001 11:46 am

Click <A HREF="http://member.iquest.net/~derecho/pika.swf" TARGET=_blank>here</A> for <A HREF="http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf" TARGET=_blank>Hatt Baby's</A> deranged cousin.
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Postby Dezro on Sat Jul 28, 2001 12:04 am

"Hello, I'd like to introduce you to my son <b>Bengay</b>."<P>::laugh, laugh, laugh...::<P>He'll certainly need some <i>professional help!</i><P>::laugh, laugh, laugh...::<P>Why, he'll probably be in need of a psychiatrist for quite some time!<P>::laugh, laugh, laugh...::
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Postby MikeLeffel on Sat Jul 28, 2001 12:31 am

Hello, I'm Hefty Sarda.. I'm here to apply for counseling.<P>"OH! The famous <B>HEFTY</B> Sarda! Well, I'm certainly <B>GLAD</B> to meet you! I'd be more than happy to help you 'take out' your emotional <B>GARBAGE</B>!"<P>Hefty: (eats everything he can while sobbing)<P>------------------
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Postby Dezro on Sat Jul 28, 2001 12:31 am

So a long while ago I posted about the Lyttle Lytton contest... Well, I couldn't come up with an entry on time. But then I just thought one up now. I know I won't remember it by next year when the second contest comes around so I'll just post it here so it won't be wasted:<P>"Alliteration and Bestiality are the greatest of sports," he said, swiftly mounting his horse.<P>Thank you and good night. I've lost half my brain cells...<p>[This message has been edited by Dezro (edited 07-28-2001).]
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Postby TheangryQ on Sat Jul 28, 2001 6:24 am

My entry (which didn't even get an honorable mention. . . *sniff*) was:<P>"Johnny was a good little boy, but he liked to set stuff on fire."
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Postby Dezro on Sun Jul 29, 2001 4:19 am

I'm using a text-based web browser in a unix terminal.

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Postby MikeLeffel on Sun Jul 29, 2001 5:47 am

THAT'S NOT A POEM!<P>------------------
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Postby Dezro on Sun Jul 29, 2001 8:05 am

Okay, how about this:<P>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!<p>[This message has been edited by Dezro (edited 07-31-2001).]
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