Hey, Mike...

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 3:18 am

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LCARS · Post by **LCARS** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 9:31 am

I was going to offer my heart felt condolences on the loss of your family member, but...Jack Lemmon it is!

Allison_Axe · Post by **Allison_Axe** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 10:37 am

but... isn't he already dead? how can you kill someone who's already pushing up daisies?--Allison "daisy is the name of one of my cats" Axe

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 11:20 am

Dude... I know I don't know you or anything, but I'm really sorry about your uncle. Let me know if there's anything I can do. I'm not sure what it'd be, but if you think of anything, I'll do it if I can.Sorry, again, though... ------------------
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TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:14 am

Fred having about a zillionth of the muscle tone I can stand, Shaggy not looking anything like Shaggy, all right, but WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NECK SCARVES?!!!

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:35 am

The cleavage will help the sales! And I think Sara Michelle Gellar will have some cleavage too, and not let Freddie "Fred" Freddie have all the fun!Mike "I find Velma to be hotter" Leffel
--Didn't expect to say THAT 18 years ago!
--of course, she looks EXTREMELY like someone I used to know, with a lot more orange and flesh.
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MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dezro:
Daisy is also the name of my ferret...Hmm... <IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/dezro/weasel.png"> Dave "Horrible Picture, I Know

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 9:51 am

Grr... Ferrets are not vermin! They are anti-vermin! DOES NO ONE KNOW OF THE FERRET MEN WHO SEND THEIR FERRETS OUT TO HUNT AND KILL RODENTS?!?!Besides, on the 2001 vermin chart, cats and dogs are listed HIGHER on the verminometer than ferrets are! Therefore, ferrets are the least verminous creatures ever! Except for dolphins, of course.------------------
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MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 11:08 am

WON'T YOU PEOPLE EVEN TRY TO HELP ME AT THIS TENDER POINT IN MY EMOTIONAL HISTORY!? LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE ALL 'HOW DO YOU KILL A DEAD MAN' ON ME! SUCH WIMPS!AS PUNISHMENT, LOOK AT THIS! <IMG SRC="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/images/scooby.jpg"> REMEMBER HOW FRED WAS A LIMPY GAY BOY, SHAGGY WAS
A 20 FOOT TALL MAN MONSTER, AND DAPHNE WAS BUFFY
THE VAMPIRE SLAYER? WELL RELIVE YOUR MEMORIES OF OLD
WITH THIS FINE COLLECTORS PLATE! YES, IT'S TRULY A FINE
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 11:09 am

Daisy is also the name of my ferret...Hmm...<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/dezro/weasel.png">Dave "Horrible Picture, I Know

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Wed Sep 26, 2001 12:00 am

BUFFALO = STINKY VERMIN!Mike "In Futurama, Owls are the rats!" Leffel
--therefore, I claim Buffalo to be my rats.------------------
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Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Thu Sep 27, 2001 8:01 am

YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!FERRETS ARE VITAMINS!!!!Bob "YUM!" Scott
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