Filk of the Day...

Postby ElObscuro on Wed Mar 06, 2002 11:09 pm

And my second....
"Dead Dog Party", after Oingo Boingo's "Dead Man's Party"

All stressed out with somewhere to go,
Walking with some liquor over my shoulder,
Waiting for the other workers to arrive,
We
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Postby FrustratedPilot on Mon Apr 08, 2002 7:20 pm

"Billberg City", to the tune of "Paradise City" by Guns and Roses:

Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home
Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Take me home

Just a freshman I'm joining the fans
But that old Thack he has other plans
He zapped my mind at the Roman dance
Made me mess with Willy and Kath...
And I'm left doing the math!

Guth and Mitts worked their centrifuge
Made me an offer I couldn't refuse
So I suffered through all the abuse
But when everything looked so gloomy
Along came Shanna and Rumy!

Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home
Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Take me home

Hanging out at the comic book store
Heard about what happened out at Rushmore
Wasn't sure if I had heard it before
But then I saw Jones and the Eff Eye Bee...
And now they're all after me!

Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home
Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Take me home

So Far Away, So Far Away, So Far Away, So Far Awa-ay!

Don't know how much more I can take
Alisin keeps me wide awake
Times I wish she could give me a break
Vicious circles of perpetual strife!--That's my life?
How will we ever survive?

Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home
Take me down to Billberg City
Where the fans are keen and the girls are pretty
Take me home
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Postby FrustratedPilot on Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:09 am

This isn't to the tune of anything.

"The Unknown Ramone" (which is what the music manager at Borders used to call me when I was working there)

<i>People call me
The Unknown Ramone
I look geeky
And act cheeky
Got black specs
Black coat
Black hair
All the Goths know me
And they call me square
But I don't care
No I don't care
I don't care
If I'm all alone
I don't care
If I'm unknown
I will Rock
And Rock like a Ramone

I think this song is long enough now.</I>
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Postby FrustratedPilot on Fri Apr 26, 2002 8:49 am

"FPilot's Song" to the tune of "Who Do You Love?" by Bo Diddley and/or Ronnie Hawkins and the Hawks and/or George Thorogood and the Destroyers

I'm flying sixty thousand feet of airspace
Got an oxy mask for a necktie
Brand new jet from the Skunk Works side
and it does Mach three point five
brand new afterburners on the stern
pumping ninety tons of thrust
c'mon take a ride with me darling
and tell me who do you love

Who do you love
Who do you love

Got plenty of fuel from the Billberg strip
so strap in tight--be a hell of a trip
Who do you love

Got a turbojet head and a skiffy mind
Not a cloud in the sky a great day for flying
Who do you love
Who do you love
Yeah Who do you love

My darling took me by my hand, she said "Frustrated Pilot you don't understand"
Who do you love
The dawn was bright and the sky was clear
I buzzed Havana from ear to ear
Made them SAM rockets shoot and flare
You should have heard what I seen there
Who do you love
Who do you love
Who do you love
Who do you love

Got a turbojet head and a skiffy mind
Not a cloud in the sky a great day for flying
Got Cuban sugar baby put in your tea
I'm in the saddle and it's where I'm gonna be
Who do you love
Who do you love
Who do you love
Who do you love

I'm flying sixty thousand feet of airspace
Got an oxy mask for a necktie
Brand new jet from the Skunk Works side
and it does Mach three point five
brand new afterburners on the stern
pumping ninety tons of thrust
c'mon take a ride with me darling
and tell me who do you love
Who do you love
Ah Who do you love...
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