Filk of the Day...

[Maccabee]

Outstanding! I love it!<P>Anyone wanna record this? It's worth archiving somewhere if someone's got the voice for it and an instrumental track.<P>Maccabee<P>"People say we're such a b-bore!
(Talkin' 'bout <I>Next Generation</I>!)
Say it's all been done before...
(Talkin' 'bout <I>Next Generation</I>!)
Things we do just leave 'em c-c-c-cold,
(Talkin' 'bout <I>Next Generation</I>!)
The cast is new but the stories are old!
(Talkin' 'bout <I>Next Generation</I>!)
This is <I>Next Generation</I>,
This is <I>Next Generation</I> baby!"

[Red Viking]

Sweeeeeet! Great job, FrustratedPilot!

[Tom the Fanboy]

Oh my God, that was awesome! It shall shortly be entered on the Billberg page, which BTW has been getting updated recently!<P>------------------
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[FrustratedPilot]

I'm spoiled these days...every time I drive I listen to either a rock station that goes for quality rock rather than the usual redneck-friendly AOR--or another that exclusively plays '80s hits that I haven't heard much till now. A song will hit me out of nowhere and either I must mate it with my own stories or I MUST FILK IT!<P>When I obsess, look out!<p>[This message has been edited by FrustratedPilot (edited 11-15-2001).]

[FrustratedPilot]

(With apologies to Paula Cole)<P>I'm an exchange student from the land of sailor fuku
I want to join your skiffy club
I know enough kung fu to get me in deep doo
and not the kind to drink at the pub
I will pop some popcorn, while you set up the film<P>Where is my Doctor Why?
Where is my Mister Spock?
Where is my Luke Skywalker?
Where have all the fanboys gone?<P>We go out to Atlanta to hunt down a vampire
And get lost at a LARPer mass rave
You make eyes with a goth while I get bumped off
But it's her life that I save
I will stake the rogue Count, while you fight off the thralls<P>Where is my Bruce Lee?
Where is my James Bond?
Where are my Living Daylights?
Where have all the fanboys gone?<P>I am winning the Hyperman fight
but you don't, but you don't even notice me
I'll be all right
I'll be all right
I'll be all right<P>Toughest day I had to face, met a guy from outer space
and we get caught by eff eye bee
and then we were on a roll till someone comes with mind control
but that goth girl is all that I see
I will fight off Sau-ron, while you go to your mom's<P>Where is my Godai-kun?
Where is my Sarge Benton?
Where is my Captain Harlock?
Where have all the fanboys gone?<P>Where is my action figure?
Where is my Tivo log?
Where is my DVD player?
Where have all the fanboys gone?
Live long--and prosper
Live long--and prosper
Live long--and prosper...

[Nullset]

Wonderful.<P>Simply wonderful.<P>Nullset out.

[A-tangerine]

Oh clever FrustratedPilot!
Let me see if I can the mike on my cube up and running and I'll see what I can do eh? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>-tangerine

[FrustratedPilot]

<i>Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be fanboys
Don't let them see Enterprise or that annie-mae
Make 'em play baseball and they'll be okay
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be fanboys
They'll watch tee vee late and don't go out on dates
Even with someone they love</i>

[FrustratedPilot]

Hey Good Thomas...the song "Fan Company" is derived from is "Bad Company" by Bad Company. I thought that would be easy to get. :/<P>Gonna repost the CRFH filks I did...
(To the tune of "Be My Wife", a minor 1970s hit by David Bowie)<P><i>Some days I just can't wake up
Some days I need caffeine
If I don't get some coffee
I'll be a world of mean<P>So pour that brew
And you don't get hurt
Fill my cup
Or Read My Shirt!<P>I'm such a Java Junkie
Twelve ounces ain't enough
Just hand over the pitcher
I think I'll skip the cup<P>Make it strong
Dark as dirt
Hot as Hell
Or Read My Shirt!</i><P>
(For my next number, I must assume the character of Roger. Tune of "China Girl", also by David Bowie.)<P><i>O-o-o-ohhhh little Fluffy Rock
O-o-o-ohhhh little Fluffy Rock<P>I'm a clod without my little Fluffy Rock
I'm thick as a brick without my little Fluffy Rock
I see its quartz gleaming bright as diamond
So many stars flashing round...<P>I don't quarry with my little Fluffy Rock
Salt of the Earth is my little Fluffy Rock
I see its quartz gleaming bright as diamond
Where are my eyeglasses now?<P>Can't take its love for granite
I'm a sedimentary fool when I look at my Fluffy Rock<P>It weighs nearly a Stone
But I don't care at all
When I pick up my Fluffy Rock<P>I slumber in the tub just like a flat of mud
Visions of tenticles in my head
Nonsense contests!
It's in the boxes of cereal!<P>My little Fluffy Rock
Don't mess with Mr. Hand
He'll ruin every thing you are
(You know) He'll get a Black And Decker
Or just a sledgehammer
And chisel you all the way out of my heart!<P>And when life gets erosive
My little Fluffy Rock says
"Oh baby, everyone must get stoned!"
It says...shhhhhh!
It says...shhhhhh!<P>O-o-o-ohhhh little Fluffy Rock
O-o-o-ohhhh little Fluffy Rock</i>

[Tom the Fanboy]

Cool, but I dunno if I should post them on the Fans Jukebox. There's enough CRFH pages out there (I've seen three, that's enough to me) but I'll put them in the Jukebox if guys want them there.<P>Oh, and sorry about Fans! Copany, I'll fix it next time I go in there.<P>------------------
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[Maccabee]

[FrustratedPilot]

<i>Guthrie is just all right with me
Guthrie is just all right oh yeah
Guthrie is just all right with me
Guthrie is just all right<P>I don't care what Jones may say
I don't care what the FiB's may do
I don't care what Jones may say
Guthrie is just all right oh yeah
Guthrie is just all right<P>Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do<P>Guthrie is just all right with me
Guthrie is just all right oh yeah
Guthrie is just all right with me
Guthrie is just all right<P>I don't care what TV's show
I don't care where we will go
I don't care what TV's show
Guthrie is just all right oh yeah<P>Guthrie, he's my friend
Guthrie, he's my friend
Set up my website
Crunched all those gigabytes
Guthrie, he's my friend<P>Guthrie is just all right with me
Guthrie is just all right oh yeah
Guthrie is just all right with me
Guthrie is just all right<P>I don't care what Jones may say
I don't care what the FiB's may do
I don't care what Jones may say
Guthrie is just all right oh yeah</i>

[Maccabee]

May contain some adult content. Reader discretion is advised.<P>"Alisin's Song"<P><I>Alisin</I>
We can screw if ya want to
We can leave your friends behind

[Tom the Fanboy]

Time to be a condiment!!!<P>OK, I need you all to please give what your song's "pre-parody" version was so that I can give credit on Billberg.
[edit]Hmmm...... looks Like I should read things first. I do need sources for verification however though. Thanks.<P>These are all awesome guys!<P>------------------
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[FrustratedPilot]

Guthrie is Just All Right -> "Jesus is Just All Right" by the Doobie Brothers<P>I Need to Gafiate -> "Yesterday" by the Beatles<P>Alisin's Song -> "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats<P>Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Fanboys -> "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" by Willie Nelson<P>And Tom? Your link to "Posting Past Midnight" doesn't work. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif"><p>[This message has been edited by FrustratedPilot (edited 12-01-2001).]

[FrustratedPilot]

"Goths a Lot" (to the tune of "Boobs a Lot" by the Fugs)<P><i>Do you like Goths a lot?
(Yes we like Goths a lot)
Goths a lot, Goths a lot
(You gotta like Goths a lot)
Really like Goths a lot
(You gotta like Goths a lot)
Goths a lot, Goths a lot
(You gotta like Goths a lot)<P>Down at the pancake house
Just three boys
Straightening the bacon
With all that noise, singing<P>Do you like Goths a lot?
(You gotta like Goths a lot)
Goths a lot, Goths a lot
(You gotta like Goths a lot)<P>Do you wear black a lot
(Yes we wear black a lot)
Gotta wear black a lot
(Gotta wear black a lot)
Black a lot, Black a lot
(You gotta wear black a lot)
Gotta wear black a lot
(Gotta wear black a lot)<P>Well down in the LARPer
LARPer thralls
They don't dress like
They're in shopping malls<P>So you gotta wear black a lot
(You gotta wear black a lot)
Black a lot, Black a lot
(You gotta wear black a lot)<P>If I had a Gothy gal
(If I had a Gothy gal)
If I had a dusky Gothy gal
(If I had a dusky Gothy gal)
If you like Goths a lot, be my pal<P>Bee beep bop de Goths a lot
(You gotta like Goths a lot)
Goths a lot, Goths a lot
(You gotta like Goths a lot)<P>They're dark and cool
They really rule
They're dark and cool
They really rule</i>

[FrustratedPilot]

*boot* (I reserve the right to transform this post into a filk at a later time)

[Roscoe]

MAKE A LITTLE TARDIS IN YOUR SOUL
(to TMBG's "Birdhouse in Your Soul")

I'm the only show
I'm not the only show
But I'm a little glowing show
But I'm not actually a show
But I am...

Low-rated sci-fi on late at night next to Star Trek
Whoever watches you?
Make a little TARDIS in your soul
Not to put too fine a point to you
Say I'm the one and only Doctor Who
Make a little TARDIS in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From time im-mor-tal
It's a shoestring budget so we're leaving out the whistles and bells
But the room must listen to me
And the daleks vigilantly
My name is Mr. Baker, it's spelled "D-O-C-T-E-R"
There's reruns infinite
Like Foundation or Star Trek
It never ends!

Low-rated sci-fi on late at night next to Star Trek
Whoever watches you?
Make a little TARDIS in your soul
Not to put too fine a point to you
Say I'm the one and only Doctor Who
Make a little TARDIS in your soul

I'm the only show
I'm not the only show
But I'm a little glowing show
But I'm not actually a show
But I am...

There

[FrustratedPilot]

(to the tune of <i>Louie, Louie</i> by the Kingsmen...)

Rumy Rumai
Oh No
We Gotta Go!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I Say
Rumy Rumai
Yea, Baby
We Gotta Go!

A fine kawaii girl in a sailor suit
See her all the time, I think she's cute
She's always doodling in her pad
But she knows karate so don't make her mad!

Rumy Rumai
Oh No
We Gotta Go!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I Say
Rumy Rumai
Yea, Baby
We Gotta Go!

She hangs out on campus with her Skiffy chums
But gets in trouble with the Federal bums
She loved a creature from beyond the air
And kicked a superhero on his derriere!

Rumy Rumai
Oh No
We Gotta Go!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I Say
Rumy Rumai
Yea, Baby
We Gotta Go!

She love Rikkie Boy, that what she do
He love her back but love Alisin too
Her story not finished, what can we say
She draws her pages every day

Rumy Rumai
Oh No
We Gotta Go!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I Say
Rumy Rumai
Yea, Baby
We Gotta Go!

[ElObscuro]

"She Thinks That Mecha's Sexy"

to the tune of "She Thinks my Tractor's Sexy", from Kenny Chesnut

Watching these vids in the cold indoor air,
Walking through the door, Lordy she