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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 1:51 am
by Bo Lindbergh
... but what about her nostrils? <IMG SRC="
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 1:55 am
by Czhorat
Virgin ears? I guess this means she's never had aural sex?<P>Sorry, I simply could not resist.
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 3:40 am
by Drooling Fan Girl
Or as the electron said to the copper wire, "Resistance is futile."<P>Take Care
DFG
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:26 am
by FrustratedPilot
1) I thought Ali was being sarcastic. She's probably heard every four-letter word that you can't use in Scrabble.<P>2) I remember reading in Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love" that the proper way to answer the question "Are you a virgin?" is "Yes, in my left ear!" This may not be an exact quote...I'm too tired from a recent runaround to go upstairs for my copy of "TEFL".
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:43 am
by Maccabee
Poor girl, never to have experienced eargasm...<P>As for the nostril thing: T won't let me tell that story anymore.<P>Maccabee<P>------------------
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 8:59 am
by Doublespeak III
Nasal Sex: Good enough for Sigmund Freud, good enough for you!<P>Is your ear still virgin if you put a q-tip in it? What about a electronic device?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:19 am
by Wish
I think the nostrils can't be considered 'virgin' either.. after all, who amidst us has managed to get through the winter flu season without more than one blow job? That's what Kleenex are FOR, man! >:)<P>-Wish
Mwahahahaha! My pun is worse than yours! >:)
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:53 am
by Seth Warren
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Doublespeak III:
<B>Is your ear still virgin if you put a q-tip in it? What about a electronic device? </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes, since virginity is technically defined by biological penetration, her ear would still be a virgin in either of those cases. Fingers (and other such organs) are a different matter. However, it has to be someone else's finger. Using your own doesn't count.<P>------------------
Seth Warren
http://www2.potsdam.edu/warren33
http://www.anhedonia-records.com/illusionofjoy
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2001 12:17 am
by Athene Parthenos
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seth Warren:
<B> Yes, since virginity is technically defined by biological penetration, her ear would still be a virgin in either of those cases. Fingers (and other such organs) are a different matter. However, it has to be someone else's finger. Using your own doesn't count.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>So, if someone's given her a "wet willy" then her ears are no longer "virgin ears"?<P>Athene
(who has just realized that she doesn't have virgin ears <img src="
http://www.keenspace.com/forums/icons/icon7.gif">)<p>[This message has been edited by Athene Parthenos (edited 08-10-2001).]
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2001 1:40 am
by Pirate Dave
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FrustratedPilot:
<B>1) I thought Ali was being sarcastic.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>What gave you that idea?<P>------------------
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2001 10:35 am
by Seth Warren
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Athene Parthenos:
<B> So, if someone's given her a "wet willy" then her ears are no longer "virgin ears"?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <IMG SRC="
http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
Seth Warren
http://www2.potsdam.edu/warren33
http://www.anhedonia-records.com/illusionofjoy
