Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2001 12:22 am
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nireena:
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People object to the genetic engineering of crops to make them more disease resistant and to grow in more diverse conditions, yet you don't hear a murmur of complain against cubed watermelon, or seedless watermelon for that matter.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>A plant that is harder to kill can be more easily seen having an effect on the environment than a fizzy one.<P>Example A:<P>BUG #1: Hey, Steve! This watermellon's rather fizzy!<P>BUG #2: Well, let's fly to the neighboring farm...unless you're in to that sort of thing.<P>Example B:
BUG #1: Steve! Something horrible has happened!<P>BUG #2: What is it, Bill?<P>BUG #1: The watermellons! They're shooting lasers!<P>BUG #2: Well, let's--<P>Evil Killer Watermelon Plant: BWAH HA HA! FOOLS!<P>*ZAP*<P>Bug #1: (dead)<P>Bug #2: (dead)<P>Farmer Dave: Thank's super watermelon! Hey, what's that tentacle for?<P>Watermelon Plant: Goodbye, Dave.<P>*devour*<P>
I hope you've learned from my morality tale! Michael Bay has signed on to do the movie version!<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Glick Glidewell</A>
Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<P><A HREF="http://romeocomic.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Romeo & Juliet</A>
Set in the future! In comic form!
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People object to the genetic engineering of crops to make them more disease resistant and to grow in more diverse conditions, yet you don't hear a murmur of complain against cubed watermelon, or seedless watermelon for that matter.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>A plant that is harder to kill can be more easily seen having an effect on the environment than a fizzy one.<P>Example A:<P>BUG #1: Hey, Steve! This watermellon's rather fizzy!<P>BUG #2: Well, let's fly to the neighboring farm...unless you're in to that sort of thing.<P>Example B:
BUG #1: Steve! Something horrible has happened!<P>BUG #2: What is it, Bill?<P>BUG #1: The watermellons! They're shooting lasers!<P>BUG #2: Well, let's--<P>Evil Killer Watermelon Plant: BWAH HA HA! FOOLS!<P>*ZAP*<P>Bug #1: (dead)<P>Bug #2: (dead)<P>Farmer Dave: Thank's super watermelon! Hey, what's that tentacle for?<P>Watermelon Plant: Goodbye, Dave.<P>*devour*<P>
I hope you've learned from my morality tale! Michael Bay has signed on to do the movie version!<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Glick Glidewell</A>
Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<P><A HREF="http://romeocomic.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Romeo & Juliet</A>
Set in the future! In comic form!