FANS Board Filk! (I am a sad, strange person.)

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 3:35 am

Grrrr.....You'll pay for this! Every one of you!*tromps off to his web page editor and begins building a new page on his <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/tee-moss/Jukebox/Jukebox.html" TARGET=_blank>Jukebox</A>*------------------
Tom the Fanboy
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Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 3:55 am

*stands up and applauds*
Wish, very good very good. I LOVE it!I have now put it on Billberg. We now have three filks guys. If we get more I'll hafta make an album on my Jukebox.....
Oh, and I'm building a page for our group fanfic. It's going slowly though.------------------
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T Campbell · Post by **T Campbell** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 4:33 am

Wonderful!

Nodrog · Post by **Nodrog** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 6:14 am

My latest entry to the Fans Filk collection. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.g ... Personally, I like to tweek songs to fit scenes in the comic book. So:Lance's lammet
-or-
'To be a superhero and bulletproof'Based on 'Ten Feet Tall and Bullet Proof' by Travis TrittI'm a news show man
That's plain to see
But nowhere near as well known
As I'd like to be
But I've found the die
And I made my plee
To be a super hero and bulletproofNow, I've got a double
Who always saves the day
And I wonder if all I am
as in the way
'Bout every time
I go on T.V.
about the hero who's bulletproofChorus:
Well, I wanted to feel like Superman
Undefieable
Only to find that this magic
ain't reliable
You'd think I'd tell the truth
But, I just chicken out
Each time I want to tell the world
About Lance and Mr. Bulletproof
These women left me
They called me a clown
That's not the general consensus
In this town
But I'll have it coming
If they go tell the truth
Aboult Lance not being super and bulletproof.Chorus
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> (Anyone want to write Jones's song? Or Miller and Sully's? Oooh! Ooooh! Thack's!)

My name is Kenny · Post by **My name is Kenny** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 9:21 am

Play that filky music fanboy.------------------
I'm so sane it's driving me crazy.

FrustratedPilot · Post by **FrustratedPilot** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 9:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tom the Fanboy:
*stands up and applauds*
Wish, very good very good. I LOVE it!I have now put it on Billberg. We now have three filks guys. If we get more I'll hafta make an album on my Jukebox.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Is my filk there? Or do I have to repost it?Hey, this seems as good an excuse to me... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Company, always on a Trek
Destiny, is a tiny speckI was born, phaser in my hand
With Vulcan ears, I make my final stand
(that's why they call me--)Fan Company, and I won't deny
Fan, Fan Company till the day I die
Till the day I dieRebel souls, fanboys we are called
Chose sci-fi, and threw away the dull
Now these FiBs, they all know our names
Phaser sound (zapp!)--it's our claim to fame!
(and we hear 'em say--)Fan Company, and we won't deny
Fan, Fan Company, till the day we die!
Till the day we die!--FPilot, who says both reality and normality are highly overrated <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wish · Post by **Wish** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 10:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by gwalla:
A filk about postitis? Cool! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/cool.gif">But what's the tune? I can't place it (I keep thinking of "After Midnight" but it doesn't fit...)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's kind of a tune I cobbled together out of pieces of other songs.. I can sing most of it, but sometimes the verses rewrite their own notes.-Wish
Squandering Aimlessly

Wish · Post by **Wish** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:31 am

And now, set to a tune of my own devising... The Filk of all Filks about that magnificent obsession.... POSTING!!Posting Past MidnightMy eyes are bleary, but I can't sleep
No time for snorin' or countin' sheep,
I'm glued to my computer desk
Won't this message board give me a rest?
'Cause just when I think that I'm done,
A new topic hits number oooooone...*Chorus*
And there's no sleep for me,
while I'm busy typing,
No dreams for me
though I'm tired and sore,
I have to see if someone's replied yet
and I can't let go of this board.So many people can spend the day
Without a thought about chain-mail crochete,
But not me, I'm killing time
Thinking up new limerick ryhmes
If there's no update and I havn't been told,
I'll be up till three, hittin' reload!*Chorus*
And there's no sleep for me,
while I'm busy typing,
No dreams for me
though I'm tired and sore,
Just one more twist to add to the fanfic,
no I can't let go of this board.*Bridge*
And even though my eyelids are feeling like lead,
I just can't make myself get up and go to bed.
Looks like it'll be another all-nighter,
Discussing all the FANS and their 23-sider..........My eyes are bleary, but I can't sleep
No time for snorin' or countin' sheep,
Throat is dry, my voice a rasp,
but the theorizor crown is within my graaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp!!!!!*Chorus*
And there's no sleep for me,
while I'm busy typing,
no dreams for me
though I'm tired and sore,
If only I could find a twelve-step program
because I can't let go of this board.
I'll never let go of this board.
You can't make me let go of this boaaaard.......-Wish
Who, inspite of the song, IS going to sleep now. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:41 am

A filk about postitis? Cool! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/cool.gif">But what's the tune? I can't place it (I keep thinking of "After Midnight" but it doesn't fit...)------------------
"Sun Ra? He's out to lunch, all right...same place I eat at!"
- George Clinton

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 2:59 am

OK. I have officially made the album for my Jukebox. I named it Fans of Fans! Fabulous Filks.If anyone has a note about their song, a message to add to "listeners", or a special thanks to add to the "album cover" just email it to me and I'll add it. While you're there, please enjoy my other steadily growing albums of song parodies. If you have a parody song that would fit into the other albums (a Vampire: The Masquerade parody or another RPG song) feel free to send me that too. Just as long as it's by you and hasn't been posted/published on another site.Happy "listening"!Small update: I now have Nodrog and FPilot's contributions up too!------------------
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Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 10:29 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by wish:
 It's kind of a tune I cobbled together out of pieces of other songs.. I can sing most of it, but sometimes the verses rewrite their own notes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hmm...could you show the chord changes, like in a fake book? Or at least show which parts come from which songs?Tablature would rule...------------------
"Sun Ra? He's out to lunch, all right...same place I eat at!"
- George Clinton

Maccabee · Post by **Maccabee** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 5:19 am

...or at least the long and short marks for the syllables that they use in poetry scansion... or maybe musical time signatures?------------------
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