FANS celebrity endorsements

Nicolas Juzda · Post by **Nicolas Juzda** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 4:47 am

The Top Ten FANS Celebrity Endorsement Ads10. Katherine for dimension warping purses. "Just the thing to hold your massive collection of midieval weaponry!"9. Rumy for asbestos shirts. "Great for when you expect to receive heat blasts to the chest, a growing problem in today's world."8. Miller and Sully for suntan lotion. "Considering it keeps us from bursting into flame, we think it's a bargain at just..."7. Will for acid-proof squirt guns. "When I buy a squirt gun, the thing I look for is an ability to convert it into a lethal weapon by loading it with acid. And I know that you do too. So I recommend..."6. Thack for eyeglasses. "Use these glasses and I guarantee you'll never think the same way again. About glasses, I mean. Heh."5. Hyperman for underwear. "Have you ever had hundreds of people see you wearing your underwear over your pants? I have, so I know how important it is that it looks its best. That's why I use..."4. Agent Jones for sunglasses-by-the-ton. "Wait a second! Are you filming me? Turn that camera off!"3. Alisin for pro-drug activists. "The tolerance I built up through massive and irresponsible use of narcotics helped me save the entire Earth from an interstellar incident. So, if you're in favour of the continued existence of this planet, write to your congressman in support of..."2. Big Red for the planet Earth. DRAWING OF PLANET EARTH - DRAWING OF RUMY - DRAWING OF BIG RED AND RUMY WITH A LITTLE HEART BETWEEN THEM - DRAWING OF A THUMBS UP.1. Shanna for hand lotion. "You may not think that having soft hands that easily take impressions of what you're holding could change your life, but..."[This message has been edited by Nicolas Juzda (edited 04-14-2001).]

T Campbell · Post by **T Campbell** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 7:41 am

I love it!

Maccabee · Post by **Maccabee** » Sun Apr 15, 2001 6:43 am

What about Tim?"Do you depend on the internet for your sex life? I know I do, and that makes a fast connection reeeaaal important. That's why I subscribe to NBBS for state of the art next generation cable modem service and all the porn channels out there bundled into the basic package..."------------------
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Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Sun Apr 15, 2001 10:20 am

Cool Nicolas. It's up on the page now.------------------
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