24 Hour Jokes

Postby Shiro on Wed Mar 28, 2001 7:05 am

New forum feature. Here's how it works:<P>I will post the first part of a joke in the forum. 24 hours later, I will post the punch line. Simple enough. Check back here in 1 day to see the punchline.<P>First joke:<P>What has four legs and an arm?
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Postby Shiro on Thu Mar 29, 2001 7:11 am

...A pit bull!<P>*widespread silence*
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Postby Auro on Thu Mar 29, 2001 11:56 am

<big>YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!!!</big>
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Postby Lesath on Fri Mar 30, 2001 1:50 am

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. That was so damn bad.
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Postby Schissel on Fri Mar 30, 2001 4:37 am

Auro- I've seen all of two posts from you and they've been identical in content. imhonesto there's hope; you still have time if you want to avoid my fate (a comment to be explained at some other point.)
Back to the topic... erp. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Postby LegendHand on Sun Apr 08, 2001 8:52 am

Please. If I hear one more trade of insults, I'm going to go Gill-style on everyone I know.<P>
~LegendHand<P>Perhaps it is time to reveal ourselves to humanity...
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Postby ToonQueen on Tue Apr 10, 2001 6:28 am

Where's the Answer?<P>------------------
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Postby ToonQueen on Sat Apr 14, 2001 2:26 am

Pack his trunk so he'll leave?<P>------------------
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Postby Shiro on Sat Apr 14, 2001 2:55 am

Naw, it's worse than that.<P>Aw, what the hell. Punchline:<P>Swim for your life!
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Postby Lesath on Sat Apr 14, 2001 3:16 am

Okay, that one was better but really nasty.
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Postby Shiro on Sat Apr 14, 2001 9:48 am

Here's a really filthy one!<P>What do you do if an elephant comes through the window?
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Postby Frappe on Sun Apr 15, 2001 4:58 am

Wow...that quite literally made me sick to my stomach for a moment. Bleh,Bleh, Bleh....<P>-Frappu the Stampeduah
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Postby ToonQueen on Sun Apr 15, 2001 8:14 am

With My Dirty Mind I Should Of Figured That Out.<P>------------------
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