AAah! I keep getting these things!

Postby Shiro on Sat Mar 10, 2001 2:36 am

Maybe it's because my e-mail address is river<B>god</B>36@hotmail.com, but I keep getting junk e-mail about "how to increase my penis size." I seriously suspect some of them are porn sites. (i.e. "if this don't increase your penis size, nothin' will!")<p>[This message has been edited by Shiro (edited 03-10-2001).]
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Postby Gordon on Sat Mar 10, 2001 5:23 am

The spammers just take a huge list and email their junk to everyone on it.<P>At least, it had better be that way because <I>I</I> get spam which says: "Bigger Breasts - Guaranteed!" <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><p>[This message has been edited by gordon (edited 03-10-2001).]
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Postby Shiro on Sun Mar 18, 2001 11:39 am

I got another one last night. No, my theory is that the name "rivergod" implies "man with small penis." And that's funnier than being on a giant spam list.
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Postby LegendHand on Tue Apr 10, 2001 1:34 am

I got some stuff on how to make my vaginal orgasms better than my clitoral orgasms. And I have neither of those organs...
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Postby ToonQueen on Tue Apr 10, 2001 6:32 am

I keep getting that e-mail too, about 2 of them a day to enlarge my penis 0.o The E-Mail Addie says ToonQUEEN! as in female! And no not DRAGQueen TOONQueen. Meanies<P>------------------
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Postby Shiro on Sat Apr 14, 2001 4:07 am

You guys are never gonna believe this.<P>I got the same penis e-mail as before, but this time it says "ANCIENT SECRETS EXPOSED FOR THE FIRST TIME! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!" <P>Oh, thanks. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">
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Postby Reinder on Sat Apr 14, 2001 4:09 am

I got the penis spam the other day. Just after changing my nick to Diospotamos
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Postby ToonQueen on Sun Apr 15, 2001 8:17 am

Hm . .Maybe Forward That To Gill's E-mail ~_^<P>------------------
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Postby Shiro on Thu Apr 26, 2001 8:19 am

Oh, here's another one. "Your penis hard 8 hours straight." How useful!
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Postby Shiro on Sat May 05, 2001 9:25 am

Subject: YOUR DICK TEARING GIRLS HOLES APART!!! <P>I'm not even gonna <I>open</I> this one.
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Postby PolyWitch on Sun May 06, 2001 9:37 am

Both of those just sound painful to me.<P>I tend to get both penis and breast enlargement spam. My email is fnorky, which is rather difficult to determine gender for.<P>However, I don't have external plumbing, and I already wear a 44G bra...so I don't have any real interest in either...feat?<P><P>------------------
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Postby Shiro on Sun May 06, 2001 11:19 am

But the big thing is, I'm only getting all these spams from <I>one</I> website.<P>All I'll say about the site is that if these guys really did have a product that worked, they wouldn't be set up on a Geocities website.
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Postby Shiro on Mon May 07, 2001 6:05 am

...Okay, this is pretty gross and potentially offensive, but it was fun to write.<P>>>From: rivergod36@hotmail.com
To: [the spammers]
Re: YOUR DICK TEARING GIRLS HOLES APART!<P> Listen here, fuckwit,<P> Just who in the hell do you think you're dealing with? I get at least two of your e-mails a week and quite frankly I am fed up.<P> Let me assure you that "my dick tearing girls' holes apart" is no laughing matter. I bust my ass 16 hours a day to pay off the bills of that poor girl I sent to the emergency room. I haven't been able to buy normal pants since I was 11. <P> Why don't you sons-of-bitches show a little sensitivity once in a while? I've got a goddamn legitimate medical problem here! <<<P>I got a "mail cannot be delivered" notice. Oh well. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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