Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype!

Postby Shiro on Sat Jan 20, 2001 8:23 am

According to my site logs, I've got about 160 regular readers. Which is a pretty good-sized audience, (hey, it's more than I've ever had!) but it seems like nothing I do can send more people over there. <P>So what can I do to get more visits?
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Postby TheangryQ on Sun Jan 21, 2001 6:43 am

Ever use those little Keenspace newsboxes?
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Postby Shiro on Sun Jan 21, 2001 9:05 am

I've seen those but can never figure out where to get in on it. The boxes don't have a link, and I can't find anything about them on the Keenspot or Keenspace pages. It would be really cool to use one.<P>Is it gonna cost me anything?
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Postby TheangryQ on Mon Jan 22, 2001 5:11 am

I have no idea. I always assume everybody else knows what's going on, though I'm finding out they're only pretending to. Oh well.
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Postby Shiro on Tue Jan 23, 2001 2:36 am

WOW!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">
That was a lot of help. Thanks Dana!<P>e was surprisingly helpful too. I always thought of him as some entity that lived in a basement next to a big shitbox.<P>I'm gonna run off and do all those things tonight.
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Postby Shiro on Wed Jan 24, 2001 9:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shiro:
<B>I always thought of him as some entity that lived in a basement next to a big shitbox.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Although I may not be entirely wrong about that.
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Postby Shiro on Wed Jan 24, 2001 10:11 am

I joined some high-traffic sites! And my counter is SPINNING.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/cool.gif">
Meanwhile I've pretty much given up on getting Big Panda to do ANYTHING other than sit on the internet like the big amorphous blob of site space it is. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"> And if anyone REALLY wants to see the ultra-pompous site description I made up, I've got it in several directories, including this one <A HREF="http://ocad.syste.ms" TARGET=_blank>http://ocad.syste.ms</A>
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Postby Shiro on Thu Jan 25, 2001 3:35 am

Mmmmmm... virgin oreos...
Patience, my faithful minions. You will be waving dead chicken entrails over your heads soon enough. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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Postby TheangryQ on Thu Jan 25, 2001 4:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shiro:
<B>Mmmmmm... virgin oreos...
Patience, my faithful minions. You will be waving dead chicken entrails over your heads soon enough. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Um. . . are tofu entrails okay? You know, for the vegetarian cult members.
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Postby ToonQueen on Thu Jan 25, 2001 6:41 am

Hey, how about we sacrafice Vash's virginaty to you while were at it. ^_~
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Postby Gordon on Thu Jan 25, 2001 7:34 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shiro:
<B>And if anyone REALLY wants to see the ultra-pompous site description I made up, I've got it in several directories [...] </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It says something about a "devoted cult following". Does this mean we are cult members?! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
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Postby Shiro on Thu Jan 25, 2001 8:34 am

Are you entirely sure Vash is a virgin?
If so, then hell yes! We'll drag him in kicking and screaming and tie him to the altar! (Emily read that post and said "I want some too!" She wants some virgin Oreos too.)<P>And as for the tofu entrails, I never said anything about EATING the chicken parts. Though the image of all of you stuffing raw bloody chicken intestines in your mouths has a certain perverse appeal...
I'm a vegetarian too, so let's have the tofu! It's slightly scarier than raw bloody chicken intestines anyway.
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Postby ToonQueen on Thu Jan 25, 2001 10:51 am

*prepares sacrifice of oreos to the cult leader* ~_^
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Postby Gordon on Thu Jan 25, 2001 12:14 pm

Hey, sounds good to me. Just so long as they're <i>virgin</i> Oreos!<P>What I want to know is when do we get to the part where we wear those cool hooded robes and wave dead chickens over our heads?<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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Postby Gwalla on Thu Jan 25, 2001 12:49 pm

I think <A HREF="http://gear.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Gear</A> handles the newsbox and dropdowns and stuff like that. It's basically a site for Keenspace cartoonists.<P>------------------
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Postby TheangryQ on Fri Jan 26, 2001 7:12 am

Vote for Ancient Messages as one of the Top Ten favorite online comics at <A HREF="http://drsetebos.tripod.com" TARGET=_blank>http://drsetebos.tripod.com</A>
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Postby ToonQueen on Fri Jan 26, 2001 11:15 am

I'm pretty sure Vash is a virgin, remember he said he didn't want ladies seeing him ~_^ and the way he's so desprate but doesn't know what the heck he's doing. But back on topic to your comic. Very cool.<P>------------------
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Postby Shiro on Mon Jan 29, 2001 8:12 am

Okay, I just saw the newest tape of Trigun, and I'll agree with you that Vash is a virgin. (You'll see why next time I bring the Trigun over. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">) <P>YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>All right, enough of that. Probably 98 percent of the people in here have no idea what Trigun is.
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Postby Shiro on Mon Feb 05, 2001 6:09 am

Update: Since this thread started, in spite of all the site pimpin' I did, I've actually LOST readers! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">
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Postby Gwalla on Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:33 am

Maybe you should sign up with ranking sites. Like the Keenspace Top 100, the PlanetCartoonist Top 100, and Big Panda (not the Funny Pages list though, it's buggy as hell and worthless).<P>Do fan art for comics you like. That's always a good way of advertising.<P>------------------
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