24 Hour Jokes

Shiro · Post by **Shiro** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 7:05 am

New forum feature. Here's how it works:I will post the first part of a joke in the forum. 24 hours later, I will post the punch line. Simple enough. Check back here in 1 day to see the punchline.First joke:What has four legs and an arm?

Shiro · Post by **Shiro** » Thu Mar 29, 2001 7:11 am

...A pit bull!*widespread silence*

Auro · Post by **Auro** » Thu Mar 29, 2001 11:56 am

Lesath · Post by **Lesath** » Fri Mar 30, 2001 1:50 am

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. That was so damn bad.

Schissel · Post by **Schissel** » Fri Mar 30, 2001 4:37 am

Auro- I've seen all of two posts from you and they've been identical in content. imhonesto there's hope; you still have time if you want to avoid my fate (a comment to be explained at some other point.)
Back to the topic... erp. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
-Eric Schissel (lurker opening an eye)
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All nature is dreaming
Of a happiness deeper
Than can be reached.

LegendHand · Post by **LegendHand** » Sun Apr 08, 2001 8:52 am

Please. If I hear one more trade of insults, I'm going to go Gill-style on everyone I know.
~LegendHandPerhaps it is time to reveal ourselves to humanity...

ToonQueen · Post by **ToonQueen** » Tue Apr 10, 2001 6:28 am

Where's the Answer?------------------
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"They called me looney, they called me CRAZY, THEY CALLED ME INSANE!! boy were they right . ."

ToonQueen · Post by **ToonQueen** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 2:26 am

Pack his trunk so he'll leave?------------------
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"They called me looney, they called me CRAZY, THEY CALLED ME INSANE!! boy were they right . ."

Shiro · Post by **Shiro** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 2:55 am

Naw, it's worse than that.Aw, what the hell. Punchline:Swim for your life!

Lesath · Post by **Lesath** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 3:16 am

Okay, that one was better but really nasty.

Shiro · Post by **Shiro** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 9:48 am

Here's a really filthy one!What do you do if an elephant comes through the window?

Frappe · Post by **Frappe** » Sun Apr 15, 2001 4:58 am

Wow...that quite literally made me sick to my stomach for a moment. Bleh,Bleh, Bleh....-Frappu the Stampeduah

ToonQueen · Post by **ToonQueen** » Sun Apr 15, 2001 8:14 am

With My Dirty Mind I Should Of Figured That Out.------------------
Webpage: <A HREF="http://ToonQueen.tripod.com" TARGET=_blank>http://ToonQueen.tripod.com</A> ~ Server: <A HREF="http://www.silverinsanity.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.silverinsanity.com</A> ~ Boardroom: <A HREF="http://pub26.ezboard.com/btoonqueen4ever" TARGET=_blank>http://pub26.ezboard.com/btoonqueen4ever</A> ~
"They called me looney, they called me CRAZY, THEY CALLED ME INSANE!! boy were they right . ."