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by **Karva** on Sat Jul 29, 2000 6:10 am

I love this comic so much, I want to marry it.------------------
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by **Roberto Perez** on Sat Jul 29, 2000 7:19 am

I consulted with my comic, and NEQ wants you to sign a prenuptual agreement before it even considers allowing you to marry it. It fears that you're in it for the money, even though it has no money and will probably never make any money considering it's had less than 3000 pageviews this month and it needs around 50000 to make money!------------------
-Roberto Perez
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by **Karva** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 12:43 am

Which Zoe?There's Zoe from When I Grow Up, Sluggy Freelance, and Living In Greytown. There's probably even more than that.Of course, I've done them all.Heh Heh.Seriously, is it just me, or is the name 'Zoe' the most overused name in all of online comics?It's really weird.------------------
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by **ZOMBIE USER 17** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:08 am

I don't know. I've used it since 1992 or 93.
Zoe's an old character. The name became popular after a few years for some reason.

by **Karva** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:15 am

So you're saying that you created the original Zoe?!That means everybody else is copying off of you, but people think that you're the one who copied off of the others.That's nuts, man....Why are we talking about this in the NEQ forum? Shouldn't we talking about NEQ? Maybe we would if Rob would name one of his characters Zoe.------------------
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by **Roberto Perez** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:17 am

NEQ has known Grosse longer, but it's interested in what Karva has to offer. I wonder if I could make any money off a TV show called "Who wants to marry a webcomic?" People could be put in a cage and they'd have to fight for the love of webcomics they enjoy. Yes, I can picture myself swimming in a moneybin full of money right now...While Zoe is the most popular name used in webcomics, I think Belchnurnia has to be one of the least popular. I ran my characters' names through a search engine. There were a few Robertios, a few Dannii, many Newtons, many Farmer Freds, a few "King's Majesty", but there weren't any Belchnurnias.------------------
-Roberto Perez
Never Ending Quest, <A HREF="http://neq.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://neq.keenspace.com/</A>

by **Karva** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Roberto Perez:
NEQ has known Grosse longer, but it's interested in what Karva has to offer. I wonder if I could make any money off a TV show called "Who wants to marry a webcomic?" People could be put in a cage and they'd have to fight for the love of webcomics they enjoy. Yes, I can picture myself swimming in a moneybin full of money right now...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sure, I'll fight Grosse to the death. Just tell me where and when.The winner gets NEQ and Mileena. The loser gets his corpse buried in a secret place so that nobody will rob the grave.Everybody wins on "Who Wants to Marry a Webcomic?"!------------------
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by **Grosse** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 3:18 am

Never Ending Quest is MINE! You already stole my Mileena, now you're going after my NEQ, Karva? How could you?You sadistic bastard!

by **Karva** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 7:30 am

Yeah grosse, I want to marry NEQ just to piss you off.Can't you see that we're in love?!Mileena was lust, not love.

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by **Grosse** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 9:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Karva:
 Sure, I'll fight Grosse to the death. Just tell me where and when.The winner gets NEQ and Mileena. The loser gets his corpse buried in a secret place so that nobody will rob the grave.Everybody wins on "Who Wants to Marry a Webcomic?"!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wow! I'd be stupid not to do this!

by **ZOMBIE USER 17** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 10:12 am

GASP! Karva you bastard!!! You stay the HECK away from Zoe!

by **Roberto Perez** on Sun Jul 30, 2000 10:24 am

Oh my, there wouldn't be any deaths on the show! I'm rather anti-death, especially since murder is so frightfully illegal. On the show, I'd lock you two in a cage then give you both pies. The contest commences when you throw the pies at each other's rear ends and eat them off your own butts (hopefully not bare ones since I wouldn't want to have to pay for expensive blurring or black line technology) without the assistance of your hands. Whoever has the least amount of pie on their butt after five minutes is the winner, and the loser gets to marry NEQ....or we could play rock, paper, scissors.------------------
-Roberto Perez
Never Ending Quest, <A HREF="http://neq.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://neq.keenspace.com/</A>

by **Grosse** on Mon Jul 31, 2000 12:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Roberto Perez:
The contest commences when you throw the pies at each other's rear ends and eat them off your own butts (hopefully not bare ones since I wouldn't want to have to pay for expensive blurring or black line technology) without the assistance of your hands.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>In less-reputable circles, this is known as "tossing salad."Oh, and, ROCK!

by **Karva** on Mon Jul 31, 2000 8:17 am

SCISSORS!...No, wait. Dammit!Okay Grosse, you win. I'll go marry NEQ now.(heh heh, sucker.)------------------
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by **Grosse** on Wed Aug 02, 2000 1:41 am

D'oh.

by **Roberto Perez** on Wed Aug 02, 2000 2:23 am

Aww, poor Grosse... Hey, I know a way that everyone can win! Grosse, Karva, and NEQ can all elope to Salt Lake City, Utah and have a super fun polygamy-palooza! Yes, that's what they'll do. If anyone has a problem with this idea, I'll set this topic on fire and run away to an undisclosed location deep within in the forests of Maine.------------------
-Roberto Perez
Never Ending Quest, <A HREF="http://neq.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://neq.keenspace.com/</A>[This message has been edited by Roberto Perez (edited 08-02-2000).]

by **Roberto Perez** on Sun Aug 06, 2000 2:14 am

NEQ is neuter, meaning it has no gender. You can still do all sorts of things you can do with other webcomics with NEQ... except you can't have sexual intercourse with it. That won't be a problem, will it?------------------
-Roberto Perez
Never Ending Quest, <A HREF="http://neq.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://neq.keenspace.com/</A>

by **Grosse** on Sun Aug 06, 2000 2:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Roberto Perez:
NEQ is neuter, meaning it has no gender. You can still do all sorts of things you can do with other webcomics with NEQ... except you can't have sexual intercourse with it. That won't be a problem, will it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh. You can have it, Karva.

by **Karva** on Sun Aug 06, 2000 3:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by grosse:
 Oh. You can have it, Karva.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Nah, that's okay. I wouldn't feel right if I deprived you of anything. Go ahead Grosse, I don't mind.------------------
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by **Grosse** on Sun Aug 06, 2000 3:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Karva:
 Nah, that's okay. I wouldn't feel right if I deprived you of anything. Go ahead Grosse, I don't mind.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No, I insist. Take NEQ.

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