I love NEQ!

Postby Karva on Sat Jul 29, 2000 6:10 am

I love this comic so much, I want to marry it.<P>------------------
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Postby Roberto Perez on Sat Jul 29, 2000 7:19 am

I consulted with my comic, and NEQ wants you to sign a prenuptual agreement before it even considers allowing you to marry it. It fears that you're in it for the money, even though it has no money and will probably never make any money considering it's had less than 3000 pageviews this month and it needs around 50000 to make money!<P>------------------
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Postby Karva on Sun Jul 30, 2000 12:43 am

Which Zoe?<P>There's Zoe from When I Grow Up, Sluggy Freelance, <I>and</I> Living In Greytown. There's probably even more than that.<P>Of course, I've done them all.<P>Heh Heh.<P>Seriously, is it just me, or is the name 'Zoe' the most overused name in all of online comics?<P>It's really weird.<P>------------------
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 17 on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:08 am

I don't know. I've used it since 1992 or 93.
Zoe's an old character. The name became popular after a few years for some reason.
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Postby Karva on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:15 am

So you're saying that you created the original Zoe?!<P>That means everybody else is copying off of you, but people think that you're the one who copied off of the others.<P>That's nuts, man.<P>...<P>Why are we talking about this in the NEQ forum? Shouldn't we talking about NEQ? Maybe we would if Rob would name one of his characters Zoe.<P>------------------
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Postby Roberto Perez on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:17 am

NEQ has known Grosse longer, but it's interested in what Karva has to offer. I wonder if I could make any money off a TV show called "Who wants to marry a webcomic?" People could be put in a cage and they'd have to fight for the love of webcomics they enjoy. Yes, I can picture myself swimming in a moneybin full of money right now...<P>While Zoe is the most popular name used in webcomics, I think Belchnurnia has to be one of the least popular. I ran my characters' names through a search engine. There were a few Robertios, a few Dannii, many Newtons, many Farmer Freds, a few "King's Majesty", but there weren't any Belchnurnias.<P>------------------
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Postby Karva on Sun Jul 30, 2000 1:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roberto Perez:
<B>NEQ has known Grosse longer, but it's interested in what Karva has to offer. I wonder if I could make any money off a TV show called "Who wants to marry a webcomic?" People could be put in a cage and they'd have to fight for the love of webcomics they enjoy. Yes, I can picture myself swimming in a moneybin full of money right now...
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Sure, I'll fight Grosse to the death. Just tell me where and when.<P>The winner gets NEQ <B>and</B> Mileena. <P>The loser gets his corpse buried in a secret place so that nobody will rob the grave.<P>Everybody wins on "Who Wants to Marry a Webcomic?"!<P><P>------------------
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Postby Grosse on Sun Jul 30, 2000 3:18 am

Never Ending Quest is MINE! You already stole my Mileena, now you're going after my NEQ, Karva? How could you?<P>You sadistic bastard!
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Postby Karva on Sun Jul 30, 2000 7:30 am

Yeah grosse, I want to marry NEQ just to piss you off.<P>Can't you see that we're in love?!<P>Mileena was lust, not love.


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Postby Grosse on Sun Jul 30, 2000 9:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Karva:
<B> Sure, I'll fight Grosse to the death. Just tell me where and when.<P>The winner gets NEQ and</B> Mileena. <P>The loser gets his corpse buried in a secret place so that nobody will rob the grave.<P>Everybody wins on "Who Wants to Marry a Webcomic?"!
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Wow! I'd be stupid <b>not</b> to do this!
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 17 on Sun Jul 30, 2000 10:12 am

GASP! Karva you bastard!!! You stay the HECK away from Zoe!
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Postby Roberto Perez on Sun Jul 30, 2000 10:24 am

Oh my, there wouldn't be any deaths on the show! I'm rather anti-death, especially since murder is so frightfully illegal. On the show, I'd lock you two in a cage then give you both pies. The contest commences when you throw the pies at each other's rear ends and eat them off your own butts (hopefully not bare ones since I wouldn't want to have to pay for expensive blurring or black line technology) without the assistance of your hands. Whoever has the least amount of pie on their butt after five minutes is the winner, and the loser gets to marry NEQ.<P>...or we could play rock, paper, scissors.<P>------------------
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Postby Grosse on Mon Jul 31, 2000 12:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roberto Perez:
<B>The contest commences when you throw the pies at each other's rear ends and eat them off your own butts (hopefully not bare ones since I wouldn't want to have to pay for expensive blurring or black line technology) without the assistance of your hands.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>In less-reputable circles, this is known as "tossing salad."<P>Oh, and, ROCK!
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Postby Karva on Mon Jul 31, 2000 8:17 am

SCISSORS!<P>...<P>No, wait. <P>Dammit!<P>Okay Grosse, you win. I'll go marry NEQ now.<P>(heh heh, sucker.)<P>------------------
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Postby Grosse on Wed Aug 02, 2000 1:41 am

D'oh.
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Postby Roberto Perez on Wed Aug 02, 2000 2:23 am

Aww, poor Grosse... Hey, I know a way that everyone can win! Grosse, Karva, and NEQ can all elope to Salt Lake City, Utah and have a super fun polygamy-palooza! Yes, that's what they'll do. If anyone has a problem with this idea, I'll set this topic on fire and run away to an undisclosed location deep within in the forests of Maine.<P>------------------
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Postby Roberto Perez on Sun Aug 06, 2000 2:14 am

NEQ is neuter, meaning it has no gender. You can still do all sorts of things you can do with other webcomics with NEQ... except you can't have sexual intercourse with it. That won't be a problem, will it?<P>------------------
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Postby Grosse on Sun Aug 06, 2000 2:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roberto Perez:
<B>NEQ is neuter, meaning it has no gender. You can still do all sorts of things you can do with other webcomics with NEQ... except you can't have sexual intercourse with it. That won't be a problem, will it?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh. You can have it, Karva.<P>
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Postby Karva on Sun Aug 06, 2000 3:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by grosse:
<B> Oh. You can have it, Karva.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Nah, that's okay. I wouldn't feel right if I deprived you of anything. Go ahead Grosse, I don't mind.<P><P>------------------
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Postby Grosse on Sun Aug 06, 2000 3:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Karva:
<B> Nah, that's okay. I wouldn't feel right if I deprived you of anything. Go ahead Grosse, I don't mind.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No, I insist. Take NEQ.<P>
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