Harry Knowles

Postby Mark Gerrits on Sun Dec 16, 2001 3:43 am

He IS as disgusting little shit. Riboflavin tells it like it is!
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 4630 on Sun Dec 16, 2001 4:55 am

Who is he when he's at home?
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Postby James Thorpe on Mon Dec 17, 2001 10:09 am

Harry Knowles is the guy who runs "Ain't It Cool News", a movie news site along the lines of Corona's Coming Attractions (http://corona.bc.ca) and IGN's Film Force (http://filmforce.ign.com). As a writer of HTML, he is execrable. As a journalist, he is gutter trash. And rather than attempt any kind of grooming, he has decided to accentuate his already hideously bloated and misshapen appearance by stapling ginger-furred feral cats to his head. I think he's trying to make himself look ZANY, or possibly LOOPY. Of course, this pathetic cash-in on his own ugliness immediately drew the attention of vapid and superficial tabloid 'news' people such as FOX Ne-- oh, sorry, Entertainment Tonight and the like, and thus, out in the real world, people now think that all the internet movie news sites are as shitty as Harry's. Basically, if you like him, you aren't paying attention.<P><A HREF="http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=7352" TARGET=_blank>This</A> is his Charlie's Angels review, which I think is the best single showcase of his many faults. A third of the review eaten up by the fascinating tale of him going to the cinema and finding Legend of Bagger fucking Vance booked out, and rest of it eaten up by him frantically masturbating at the sight of Cameron Diaz's ass.<P>But read it, really. I mean, if everyone out there can watch the end of Akira without feeling nauseous, surely I can't be the only one who can read this review with a stationary stomach... it's not QUITE goatse...<P>------------------
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Postby James Thorpe on Mon Dec 17, 2001 10:15 am

Oh, except the reader comments are even worse, by the way. It's like reading Nazi propaganda, or the minutes of a KKK meeting from ten years ago, or something... You just want to cross that vast distance in space or time and fucking throttle all the people who are that fucking stupid...<P>------------------
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 4630 on Tue Dec 18, 2001 8:44 am

Ah. Thank you. Since I rarely go to the movies and I don't care what anyone else thinks about them, I'd never heard of him.
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Postby Justinpie on Wed Dec 19, 2001 10:42 am

The mere notion that Harry Knowles has a book out should be a beacon of hope for any aspiring writers out there...<P>-Justin<P>------------------
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Postby Richard, Eater Of Souls on Sun Apr 14, 2002 12:20 pm

Well. That, or it'd be reason enough for them to flush their ambitions down the toilet, lest they might be compared to Knowles and his kin.
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