Guess Dave's Employment

Shadowydreamer · Post by **Shadowydreamer** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 7:45 pm

Since Dave is very carefully not telling us what he's doing with his life, I say we keep guessing until he either says we're correct, until he bans us all from the board, or just plain ole lies and makes something up! ^_^

I guess that he's Bill Gates' shoes polisher!

Toddandpenguin · Post by **Toddandpenguin** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 7:45 pm

Can I play? whats the prize?

~dave

Thybart · Post by **Thybart** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 9:19 am

I hope Dave's job doesn't involve him swooping down from the sky and bursting little innocent kids' balloons... I hope...

/thybart/

Shadowydreamer · Post by **Shadowydreamer** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 3:03 pm

Well, I suppose you could guess, but since you're one of two who know the truth it'd be kinda hard for me to say if you're right or not in your guesses. ^_^

Next guess! He's gotten a job at his local zoo / aquarium cleaning out the penguin habitat!

MechaDuckso · Post by **MechaDuckso** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 12:27 pm

He's obviously doctor......of love!

Toddandpenguin · Post by **Toddandpenguin** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 12:59 pm

HEy mecha, thats an interesting site you have there. Did you make that? It is so funny.

~dave

MechaDuckso · Post by **MechaDuckso** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 6:50 pm

*defensively* That's a work in progress!!! *cries*........bastard.

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:14 pm

Dave is one of the Secret Ten that controls everything in the world. Dave IS the conspiracy.

Toddandpenguin · Post by **Toddandpenguin** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 7:03 pm

Actually there's 12 of us, and the only conspiracy here is how KeenSpot continues to ignore great comics such as Boxjam's Doodle...oh wait, he's been spotted.

Well, so much for that one.

~dave

Shadowydreamer · Post by **Shadowydreamer** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:43 am

He's the nurse in the old folkes home who hands out the cookies!

Toddandpenguin · Post by **Toddandpenguin** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:40 pm

On 2002-03-26 04:43, Shadowydreamer wrote:
He's the nurse in the old folkes home who hands out the cookies!

boy, would there be some hungry old folks if that were the case.

~dave

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:51 pm

Dave is the guy who makes the metal thing on pencils that holds in the eraser.

My God, can you imagine the kind of power a person with that job can wield?!?!